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Pushing the Envelope: NFL Mailbag, Week 1

You've got questions. I've got answers. If I don't, I'll make them up. Each Thursday at 1 p.m. EST, I answer your queries on all things related to the NFL. If you have a question, don't hesitate to send it over to NFLMailbag@aol.com. Don't forget to include your name and location. Click here for the archives. Rock'n'roll.

I know that this feature is slated to run on Thursdays at 1 p.m., thus making this a day late. The Thursday season opener threw things off this week, but the mailbag will be running every Thursday from here on out. I wasn't hung over and I didn't forget. OK, I was a little hung over. Anyways ...

Was it a good move for the Carolina Panthers to dump Brett Basanez, a QB who'd been with the team for some time, knew the offense, and was relatively young with some upside, and instead bring in Josh McCown, who very well may be a decent backup but shouldn't be starting in this league, whereas Basanez possibly could have one day been a starter?
- SoulCitySigma1914, Greensboro, NC

Basanez did make a solid impression entering this year after two years mostly on the Panthers' practice squad, enough that a few teams gave him a look when the Panthers released him. That being said, the Panthers have a "project" quarterback that they like in Matt Moore, and they want to win now. Jake Delhomme is no sure thing, performance- or health-wise, so the Panthers probably wanted a backup with game experience who could come in if needed without disturbing too much. Basanez isn't that guy. Neither is Moore. Plus, I have to say, I've always liked McCown. Though four teams disagree. But what do they know? One of them was the Raiders ...

Mr. Met Is Battling Online Predators

The internet is full of creepy, seedy, sexual predators. There's so many out there that Chris Hansen just can't stop them all by himself, no matter how hard he might try. In the day and age of 40-year-old men picking up 13-year-old girls on the internet, the authorities are turning to the only person capable of stopping such a menace: Mr. Met.

Advocates trying to warn kids about the threat of online sexual predators trolling the Internet have a new ally - Mr. Met.

The mascot has been recruited to get the word out at the first-ever Internet Safety Day at Shea Stadium. The event kicks off before the 3:30 p.m. home game against the Philadelphia Phillies on Saturday.

The program is part of a two-year, federally funded project by a task force from the U.S. Attorney in Brooklyn, with help from the Queens District Attorney's office and sponsor Time Warner Cable.

All kidding aside, this is actually a pretty good idea. As part of Internet Safety Day, the Mets are doing things like putting up scoreboard quizzes and handing out baseball cards with online safety tips for kids. It's unclear what the role of Mr. Met will be in all this, but I personally hope they deck him out in a pedo-stache and have him drive around the stadium in a bullpen car with "Free Candy" painted on the side of it to show kids just who they're giving their address out to online. Or, you know, just pass out the cards.

Jason Peters Ends Holdout, Will Report to Bills

Buffalo Bills left tackle Jason Peters, who skipped all of the off-season, training camp and the preseason in a contract dispute, has finally decided to report to Buffalo -- without a new contract in hand.

Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that Peters informed the Bills on Friday that he plans to end his holdout and report to the team Saturday.

The Bills' first game is against the Seahawks on Sunday, and the team has already decided that Peters won't play. He likely will play a week later at Jacksonville.

Schefter reports that while Peters hasn't gotten the new contract he wants, he and the team have agreed that they'll keep contract talks open during the season. Still, the team is in no hurry to get a deal done -- he has three years left on his current deal.

Michael Phelps Is Human, Appears to Enjoy Touching the Skin of Playboy Playmates

If you have eight Olympic Golds, millions of dollars and you could just spend the rest of your life swimming metaphorical laps, what are you interested in? (Yes, you are Michael Phelps.) How about Playboy Playmates? Because that's something that might pique my interest for the remaining 60 years of my life.

And, according to Radar Online, Phelps may also have some interest in women who are paid to take their clothes off doing just that.
Radar Staff Writer Neel Shah spent the evening in Las Vegas (more on that later), and was kind enough to send along these fine photos of Olympic hero Michael Phelps "massively skeeving on girls at the Playboy Club" in that city's Palms Casino. Neel notes that the Olympian was accompanied by an entourage of striped-shirted schmucks, one of whose sole duties appeared to be pointing a flashlight at anyone attempting to photograph the swimmer during his efforts to obtain a gold medal in ass-grabbing. ("It was unreal," says Neel. "Within moments of entering the club he summoned two girls over... I've never seen such an aggressive grip.")
Sure, it's a little creepy that he's so over the top gropy and what not, but come on; dude is rich and famous beyond his imagination.

Have you ever heard him talk about his social life and its non-existence based solely on the fact that he swims five miles a day and needs about four hours just to pound 12,000 calories?

The guy is dedicated enough to kill off 90% of the thins he enjoys just to train so our freaking country can continue its worldwide athletic domination; if he wants to take a year and spend all 365 days in a strip club fondling Playmates before getting back on the exercise wagon, well, I'm all for that.

Carlos Quentin's Season Could Be Over

Since it's September, that means it's a time of panic in Chicago. Cubs fans are dealing with a five-game losing streak, and the thoughts of another late season collapse have entered their fragile psyches. Evidence of this can be seen in the fan's reactions to the recent fears that Carlos Zambrano might be lost for the year.

Well, while that fear has been put to bed, there's another one that's all ready to take it's place. Except this time, it's located on the south side of the city. White Sox fans are preparing for the worst as it's looking like the team may lose Carlos Quentin for the rest of the season.
Carlos Quentin's season appears to be in jeopardy after the White Sox received MRI results on his injured right forearm and wrist Friday morning, according to sources close to the situation.

It's unclear how he suffered the injury, but he was a late scratch Monday and hasn't played since.
This would obviously be horrible news for the White Sox. In a season that has seen a lot more downs than ups offensively, Quentin has been the lone constant in the White Sox lineup. He's gone from somebody nobody in Chicago had ever heard of, to being a legit AL MVP candidate.

To lose him now would be a devastating blow in the team's battle with the Twins. Now, if you don't mind me, I'm going to go get a head start on my drinking this weekend.

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Behind Enemy Lines: Chatting Dallas-Cleveland With a Browns Blogger

As we get ready for week one matchup of the Cowboys and Browns, Ace Davis from his own Ace Davis Cleveland Browns Blog was nice enough to offer some insights on the Browns for this week's Behind Enemy Lines feature.

Sportz Assassin: Cleveland certainly was a pleasant surprise in 2007. What are your expectations for 2008?

Ace Davis: My philosophy is that expectations should remain high. If you're protecting your heart from pain even before the first game is played, you're not fully into the fan game. No sense accepting "reality" before it unfolds on the field. So I expect them to win in 2008. Period. However the Browns get into the playoffs is fine with me. 9-7 division champ? Sure. Anything can happen from there.
Sportz: Talk about the QB situation. Is Derek Anderson the future (or even the present) and do you think Brady Quinn could be a better option?

Will Tony LaRussa Leave Redbirds Bench For a Front Office Somewhere Else?

They haven't been mathematically eliminated from playoff contention, but after losing six of their last eight games, the Cardinals are quickly falling out of it. They have no real hope of winning their division, as they currently trail the Cubs by ten games, and their wild card hopes are fading as well with Milwaukee sporting a nice five-game cushion.

So if members of the Cardinals start looking toward next season, you can't really blame them. One of the big questions about the Cardinals in 2009 has been Tony LaRussa, and whether or not he's going to return to the bench and manage the team next season. Well, while he doesn't want to talk about it right now, Tony's not denying that he may leave the Cardinals organization, though it won't be for a managerial position somewhere else.
"If I'm managing next year, I'm managing here," he said.

However, La Russa does not discount growing speculation that he could eventually go elsewhere as general manager. A crush of GM jobs is expected to become available shortly after this season, including in Seattle, Toronto and potentially Washington and San Francisco.

La Russa said any question about a future front office move was "not absurd; but right now it's just not pertinent."
A move to the front office could be an interesting, and no doubt appealing, option for LaRussa. He really doesn't have too much more to prove as a manager, and he might enjoy the challenge of building a team from scratch. I wouldn't be surprised at all to see Tony end up as a general manager next season.

Arlen Specter Still Interested in Investigating NFL, All He Needs Is a Good Reason

Tell me if this sounds familiar: U.S. senator crusades to end corruption, except nobody cares because: a) instead of targeting lobbyists or corporate negligence, it's a professional sports team, and b) this in no way helps his constituents.

Well, Arlen Specter, the gentleman from Pennsylvania, has decided that Spygate is, in fact, not over. Again. (He's the Brett Favre of Capitol Hill, but with fewer career interceptions.) Which means that after proclaiming the investigation dead on June 17, and then, three days later, leaving open the possibility that he wasn't necessarily finished wasting taxpayer dollars, Specter has decided that the Republican National Convention was the perfect time to get his name back in the paper.
"I don't do anything except with vigor," Specter told the Track yesterday ... "I think there will be more on the issue of irregularities with the NFL. I published a report in June that gave my position, but there will be more aspects of this that need to be examined."
Enjoy your heaping dose of vigor, Pennsylvania residents, because unless you work for Comcast, the guy you elected to represent you won't be doing his job. Apparently, the NFL needs saving and Specter's just the man to do it, although he readily admits he can't do anything for the Redskins offense.

via PFT

LPGA Backs Down From English-Only Policy


Well, that sure didn't take long. Ten days after the LPGA announced their plan to force players to speak English by the end of 2009, the tour has pulled back its guns.

The heavily criticized policy was to be put in place late in the season next year and penalize foreign players who failed to pass an English speaking exam. LPGA Tour commissioner Carolyn Bivens, fresh off a perfectly timed vacation, announced today that the policy will exclude penalties.
Bivens said Friday the tour would announce a revised plan by the end of the year. That plan would not include any penalties.
Bivens said there are other ways to achieve the tour's objective of ``supporting and enhancing the business opportunities for every tour player.''
This seemed to be inevitable, what with all the legal and discriminatory questions brought up, but the idea brought at least a little attention to a struggling professional sports organization. The whole idea was to allow sponsors to market better in an English heavy environment, but backfired when some current sponsors said they might pull out if this came to fruition.

It also probably didn't help the cause that the best female golfer in the world, Lorena Ochoa, spoke up against the policy.

Alas, the experiment failed miserably, so if you're planning on participating in a Pro-Am next year on the LPGA, it might, once again, just be about the golf.