This, my friends, is what it's all about. You see, the Brewers are making their fans very excited and all with the best record in the majors. And, to celebrate their newfound good fortunes which may lead to a playoff appearance, fans are taking things to the next level over at PeeyourpantsfortheBrewers.com.I have never seen a full Brewers season where they make the playoffs. Born in July 1982, I missed that amazing World Series run. It's been a long 24 years- the longest playoff drought in baseball. With a young team of quality stars and shrewd management, we're boldly making our move. I get so excited thinking about the Brewers now, a little pee comes out. In fact, when the Brewers make the playoffs I will pee my pants.Right now 199 Milwaukee fans have pledged to pee their pants if the Brew Crew makes the playoffs.
Prostates and urination. These Brewers have it figured out, alright.
(Spotted at: Deadspin.)
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 4)
1. I guess this is what its like to support a loser...you literally look forward to pissing yourself if they just make the playoffs.
Posted at 11:57PM on May 9th 2007 by Lakergregg
2. Dont get to exited over the brewers just yet please. There are still 130 games to go. The last two teams they played were those two powerhouses, the pirates and nationals. Give me a break. Lets see how they handle playing on the road, starting with a real team Like the mets this weekend. I wouldn't start making plans for that world series parade just yet.
Posted at 12:31AM on May 10th 2007 by Rob
3. Thanks for the rational response, Rob. But, I think it's okay for Brewers fans to get excited about the team's start.
Get excited, Brewers fans. You've waited awhile for a winner. Revel in it.
Posted at 1:14AM on May 10th 2007 by Jason S.
4. Lakergregg, chill out. Brewer fans are giddy after (loyally) supporting the team for so many years through thick and thin, mostly thin. So giddy be they, that they pee a bit. So what? Better than a Laker fan pissing his pants every time Kobe hogs the ball on every possession, bwahaha. Go Suns! Go Brewers!
Posted at 1:24AM on May 10th 2007 by Teflon Man
5. Rob - this has nothing to do with parade planing. Just peeing your pants. Or as they call it in Milwaukee - Friday night.
Posted at 2:56AM on May 10th 2007 by burn
6. ...and what are your plans if you win the WS. Poop your pants?
Posted at 10:17AM on May 10th 2007 by Topcat
7. you aint cool unless you pee your pants
if peeing your pants is cool--consider me miles davis
Posted at 10:41AM on May 10th 2007 by bob
8. So glad I don't feel the need to pee myself every time my team makes the playoffs... I'd be floating away! LOL!
Posted at 10:42AM on May 10th 2007 by YankeeFan
9. I heard rumors that Milwaukee smelled like piss and beer...judging from the picture above, now I know why. I hope the Brewers keep this thing going...they have a brutal schedule ahead of them the next month, so time will tell how good this team really is. Besides, it'll be nice to see some new blood in the playoffs(assuming they get there) instead of the same old teams year after year.
Posted at 10:47AM on May 10th 2007 by Jklicious99
10. Hell, when my beloved Red Sox finally won the World Series, I pissed all over the place, I was so overcome with happiness.
So, to the Brew Crew,....go for it, man! And please post some photos.
Posted at 10:52AM on May 10th 2007 by George
11. Amazing what people will promise to do for a little attention.
Go go Brewers. I don't really care who wins, as long as the games are interesting to watch.... oh, wait.
This is baseball? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hey, what's that?...!.. Warm rain? Why does it smell so...!? ack
Posted at 10:53AM on May 10th 2007 by Michael Sprague
12. I worked game 7 when the DBacks beat the Yankees in the 01 World Series. That was worth pissing your pants.
Posted at 10:59AM on May 10th 2007 by Melboy
13. Well, I guess that's better than crapping your pants... Perhaps this gentleman (?) can get one of those diapers that the crazy lady astronaut was using.
Posted at 11:05AM on May 10th 2007 by Frank Crisci
14. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!!!!!This is a stadium I will never visit! Pew.....eeeeeee!!!Is this their way of keeping the grass and landsaping under control. Just remember..while visiting Milwaukee..DON'T SHAKE HANDS!!
Posted at 11:08AM on May 10th 2007 by S. Smith
15. Sounds like the Cleveland Browns they suck every year too. With the one exception, the browns will not make the playoff anytime soon.
Posted at 11:25AM on May 10th 2007 by RJ
16. Well, it sounds like a bunch of women (peeing their pants) never heard so many guys talk that way.
I think I'LL KEEP WATCHING GAMES ON TV, not have to be around those guys then.LOL
Michael.
Posted at 11:26AM on May 10th 2007 by Michael
17. Excuse me Michael? "A bunch of women (peeing their pants)"? What is up with that? Is that like all guys grope themselves, fart and burp constantly? Don't be a sexist.
Posted at 12:03PM on May 10th 2007 by Kathi
18. Lets be realistic here. I'm sure that the display by those Brewer fans only goes on in Milwaukee. Attend any tailgate party for any other sport you eventually see the same disgusting thing. Lets get the heads out of the sand.
As far as the comments made by Robb, if he knew anything about sports he would know that you pound the lesser teams and try to split with the good teams.
Also Robb, the Pirates have some good young talent that the Yankees and Red Sox can only dream about. The Pirates will be the surprise team in baseball next year if not the second half of this year. If the Yankees had some of the young starting pitchers that the Pirates have, they wouldn't have to deal with a scum-bag like Rodger Clemens. The Yankees move was nothing more than a sign of desperation by an aging baseball team.
Posted at 12:26PM on May 10th 2007 by Jerome
19. A REAL TEAM LIKE THE METS?
you may think the Brewhas have faced inferior teams, but the last I checked, the Mets strength of schedule ranked lower than Milwaukee's.
Posted at 12:35PM on May 10th 2007 by mattoman
20. Congrats to the 199 morons that are already planning on peeing thier pants if the Brew crew can make it into the post season. I tried to start the shit your shorts for the Phillies a few years back, but all i got was shitty shorts. So I hope for the sake of all those pee bodies that the brewers players are on board. Becasue in Philly, we still stink.
Posted at 12:39PM on May 10th 2007 by Patrick Feeley