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Anderson Varejao: Gay Icon?

Brian Windhorst of the Akron Beacon-Journal always delivers:
Well, let me just say this, over the last three years I've gotten e-mails from members of the gay community who have professed their infatuation with the mop-topped Brazilian [aka Cleveland forward Anderson Varejao] as well. Meanwhile, the female members of the media covering this series are all jealous of Andy's hair and have asked him about what products he uses. So I guess the only thing I can say about Varejao is, men want him and women want to be him.
Wait, on a team with such dashingly handsome young men as Damon Jones and Zydrunas Ilgauskas and Donyell Marshall... Andy Varejao is the most eligible beefcake?

If LeBron ever wants to be the true Global Icon, he might have to compete with Varejao for this particular segment of the market. Good luck with that, LBJ. I predict you will not be convincing in your pandering.

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