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That is the Chinese National Table Tennis Team rocking the mike prior to the 2005 World Table Tennis Championships. In case you don't understand Chinese, we'll translate for you:

We have lots of money
We have lots of women
We make love to them without respect
One of them is your mother.

Our Mandarin's rusty, but this being a rap song, we're sure certain things remain constant across cultures. Oh, and they're really, really good at table tennis, as evidenced by the Chinese domination at the World Table Tennis Championships. China swept all the individual events, with the highlight coming in a dramatic match between Wang Liqin, reigning champ in men's singles, and Ma Lin, the top-ranked player in China. Wang drooped to a 3-1 game deficit before rising up and coming from behind to defeat Ma in seven sets.

And we should just state now that with China set to devour the Olympic medal count next summer, we're quivering at the thought of the double-entendres possible with Chinese names. Practically catatonic with excitement, actually.