It's easy to slag on the Rocket, what with him taking a bajillion dollars from George Steinbrenner to try to rescue the sinking ship that is the Yankees' 2007 season. But before we criticize the man, let's think of all the positive things he's done. Like... teaching kids about the dangers of chewing tobacco. Check it out:
I honestly can't decide what I find more unsettling: Roger's good ol' boy charm ("What you got in your mouth? What's wrong with you, boy?"), the David Lynch-esque photos of real-life mouth cancer victims, or that weird-ass windbreaker Clemens is sporting. Either way, this is one for the vaults.


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5-31-2007 @ 12:31AM
Leonard said...
Boy: I hear ya, Roger. I hear ya.
Roger: Good, now give me a million bucks for making this appearance without practicing during rehears--I mean--spring training.
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5-31-2007 @ 9:10AM
beth said...
my favorite part is at the end when he grabs the kid by the collar and the kid laughs so nervously. how many takes do you think they had to do before the kid stopped yelping, "please don't kill me!" at that moment.
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