The Internet is obviously a fantastic tool. I mean, where else can you go to read about a billionaire team owner's
colonoscopy exam?
Mark Cuban went and
got his done, and he's here to tell you that it's not nearly as bad as some fear it to be. In fact, the guy sounds like he had a great time:
Like every guy, the thought of being violated by a long tube is at the very bottom of the list of things I want to do on a summer day. I could live with having to take all the laxatives that lead up to the procedure, That's just more time to get my reading done. But the tube up the outdoor, that's scary.
I can honestly say that if it made medical sense to get one done every year, i would have no problem with it. It was easy and breezy :).
No where else can you rip off some huge farts and have 3 nurses and a doctor, while maintaining a very professional demeanor, tell you that you aren't done yet and demand that you let loose a few more.
On second thought, maybe the Internet provides us with a little too much information.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
6-16-2007 @ 8:19PM
Molly said...
I love the Cavaliers they are a great team! To bad they lost to the spurs I think that they should have won. The Spurs are a bad team they have no cooperation they need to work together more even if they did lose. I am saying this at 11 years old I love basketball I want to be a pro when I grow up
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6-16-2007 @ 10:42PM
Robert Arminio said...
Molly, please stay in school!!!!!
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6-16-2007 @ 11:30PM
Stacey Franchise said...
Rectum? I almost killed him.
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6-16-2007 @ 11:46PM
carl said...
Well glad to see Double MM has stopped yelling racist and started talking bout people's rectums
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6-17-2007 @ 6:10AM
Sallie said...
Poor Molly....the Spurs won cause they were the better team obviously..in a sweep. And poor Mark...
he was so upset that the Spurs beat the Mavericks he went & got a check-up for the ass kicking they gave them.
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6-17-2007 @ 9:11AM
Garjaya said...
Mark Cuban and the Dallas Mavericks are full of crap.
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6-17-2007 @ 12:28PM
Martin said...
Were they looking for Mark's head? Just kidding. I actually think the guy has brought a lot of fun to the game.
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6-17-2007 @ 1:00PM
John said...
I lauged for 10 minutes just thinking about CUban's "fart" observations. Maybe I am sick, too, but he is one funny SOB.
Keep on 'rippin, Mark. We're all behind you.
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6-17-2007 @ 11:54PM
Stacey Franchise said...
I'm sure you were, Carl.
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6-18-2007 @ 10:53AM
Sandy said...
How do you do a colonoscopy on somebody who's a complete asshole?
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6-18-2007 @ 11:04AM
amart7 said...
i feel your pain, mark! well, actually not pain since i was out, more like discomfort afterwards... i thoroughly enjoyed being permitted to fart and not be frowned at (my wife thinks it's gross. what the hell does she know? hahahahaha).
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