I was listening to The Adam Carolla Show this morning and they had a guest on from a gossip website called L.A. Rag Mag. Far be it from me to judge the credibility of the site; all I know is that Carolla had them on, so they must be somewhat legit (or entertaining at the least). Well, their latest report certainly has a strong charge -- that Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes:Jessica Alba (before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source worked for Cash Warren, her ex, and had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from...that's right...dirty Derek Jeter.Perhaps this is the wrong attitude, but I've always been of the accepting mindset for STDs -- at least it means you're getting some, right? And by the way, if this is at all true, anything you can get from having relationships with Mariah Carey, Jessica Biel, and Jessica Alba, I'm all for. Sign me up.You know what this means don't YOU?!! All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek's most famous sexual conquest include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Which means JT could have it AAAHHH!!
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8-09-2007 @ 3:11PM
carl said...
Junior high called and they want your maturity back
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8-09-2007 @ 3:35PM
lil tomboi said...
Thats just nasty! Guys are always spreading cooties..
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8-09-2007 @ 3:47PM
jeanbean0762 said...
geez, media are such dirt bags, i love my red sox, and i do not believe this chit about jeter. gawd, i hate sticking up for a yankee, but, i like derek jeter. when will this garbage news ever stop?
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8-09-2007 @ 4:10PM
Marc said...
Ah, Jeter, is there anything he can't do? He get's hits, he give to charity, he gives out herpes... He really does a lot. Gotta love him...
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8-09-2007 @ 4:27PM
Keith Lay said...
I think she gave me herpes
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8-09-2007 @ 4:27PM
nickstoli said...
Say what you want about Piazza, he never gave herpes to a woman.
I kid, I kid.
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8-09-2007 @ 4:41PM
Nick Dee said...
THE REDSOX FANS WILL DO ANYTHING TO STOP THE CHARGING YANKS.
What the guy said was DJ gave her his Slurrpy...man!
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8-09-2007 @ 4:58PM
FilteringCraig said...
Since when does Adam Carolla do anything entertaining on radio? If he did anything entertaining, he would probably be on in New York.
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8-09-2007 @ 5:09PM
dee said...
Larry Brown, you are that Desperate..How disgusting! You are saying'
you are all for it because, these ladies are well known. There is proberly
some hooker on the street that will supply you with herpes/STD's since
you want to be "Signed Up". Ignorant jerk.
Who raised you a COW? what a disgraceful attutide to have... joking about
a horrible STD because, you can't get a female that's worth anything.
Larry Brown..you're an Idiot! I pray your daughter won't catch it..now
Laugh at that.
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8-09-2007 @ 5:23PM
annd said...
Grow up u queer. JEALOUS??? I know this isn't true, BUT I would believe that SHE would've given DJ herpes, dirty skank that she is.
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8-09-2007 @ 6:20PM
Travis said...
Derek Jeter........the REAL Ron Mexico
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8-09-2007 @ 6:31PM
just wonderin said...
I'm hoping the last paragraph was your attempt at a joke (pathetic as it is) or maybe not. If you are okay with getting a STD to let the world know you are getting some/alternative...or,I'm getting all star sex....you need to stop w***ing while at the computer and get out and get a girl, or, to prove you are getting some, I guess a guy would do also. Either way, your potential for getting a STD is good.
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8-09-2007 @ 8:20PM
nickstoli said...
Jessica Alba...the loveliest herpes carrier in all the land!
Word.
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8-09-2007 @ 8:30PM
LB said...
I guess he writes about gossip, Larry this is what is wrong with the press you take a highly questionable situation and repeat it with no new information. What a lame writer.
You sound like someone who doesn't get any.
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8-09-2007 @ 9:47PM
Mastroauctions said...
Piazza never gave herpes to a woman because he probably gave it to a man. BA ZING!
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8-09-2007 @ 9:47PM
Mastroauctions said...
Dee I didn't know you raised larry Brown. If he were raised by a cow, then you are his mother, or at least the one who raised him.
Oh yes and Jessica Alba paid jeter $10.00 for sex, and got crabs from him. She said what the hell, you gave me crabs. he said, what did you expect for $10.00? Lobster? BA ZING!
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8-09-2007 @ 9:55PM
Hello? said...
I don't get it. Why do people find this so hard to believe? Even though I personally thing that nothing has went on with any of these women he has been rumored with cause I think he is as gay as San Fransisco, that still doesn't change the fact that it's a possibility. He IS an athlete. That's what they do. The gf's know it. The wives know it, and we know it. Derek is no exception. And if it is true, I am willing to bet you He got it from another man. I'm also willing to be that if the gossip site claimed that Jessica gave it to HIM, not one person would have a problem believing it. Take the rosey specs off your eyes and wake up. You are straight silly if you think he doesn't have his own dirt that he has done too.
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8-10-2007 @ 7:46AM
alentric said...
I am not surprised...He probably got it from arod
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8-10-2007 @ 8:55AM
Ghost Chili said...
And today I no longer want to sleep with Jessica Alba.
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8-10-2007 @ 2:02PM
emily said...
i heard this on the radio this morning, too. not surprising. he does date a lot of women....i'm just wonder who HE got it from....mariah carey?? that's who i would vote on!
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