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FanHouse's Top Five scans the sports blogosphere for the best posts of the last 24 hours so you don't have to. Got something for this feature? Hit us up at fanhouse@googlegroups.com.

1) Seven years removed from his storied rise to success as a 20-year-old rookie pitcher, we get word that Rick Ankiel will be making his return to the major leagues, this time as an outfielder. Don't go all rushing to the ballparks in your El Camino's, Cardinals fans.

2) Nike has released its new line of Transformers shoes. Finally your Christmas wish list is complete.

3) I've always wondered what it was like to be a human bowling ball. Now I know.

4) I always thought that Mike Fetters had a pretty badass stare to the plate from the mound. Well, the fine females of Ladies... have analyzed all the top pitcher stares. You can probably guess who they think is the most intimidating.

5) I guess all the weed really got to Ricky Williams' head. He can be the forgetful sort.