With heavy hearts and tired souls, we bring you this haunting report from SLAM's Lang Whitaker: Drew Gooden's neckstache is dead. It was 10 months old.
I have it on very good authority that the ducktail is now gone, dead, deceased. I heard about it earlier today and then I confirmed it with the man himself.Gooden's ducktail is survived by Anderson Varejao's homoerotic Sideshow-fro. Donations to the Hypothermic Cerebellum Research Foundation are requested in lieu of flowers.
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 1)
1. Bogut's rat-tail is in tears http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/07/20/andrew-bogut-worst-haircut-ever/
Posted at 7:31PM on Aug 14th 2007 by TheHype
2. Bogut's rattail should be in tears, the monstrosity. Imagine if you were it and you had to look at yourself in the mirror everyday. Amazing it hasn't hung itself yet.
Posted at 7:38PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Tom
3. Years from now, I hope people still refer to Gooden's '06-07 hairstyle as the neckstache. It only seems right.
Posted at 9:36AM on Aug 15th 2007 by Jamie Mottram
4. so..... did they bury the neckstache??? eww.
Posted at 9:59AM on Aug 15th 2007 by Miss Gossip
5. Memories of a 7th grade Bunsen burner accident tell me burial is preferable to cremation.
Posted at 10:52AM on Aug 15th 2007 by Tom