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Mark Teixeira: Surprisingly Rhymeable



Sure, it may be a difficult spell. (Do the I's come before the E's? I always have to look this up.) But, as these two Braves fans make very melodically clear, Mark Teixeira can be rhymed with just about any word in the English language. That's how to express your fandom.

And yes, fine, the Scarlett O'Hara line made me laugh. So sue me.

HT: Deadspin