I always wondered how Jim Tressel coped with getting his unstoppable juggernaut eviscerated like whoah in the Not Fiesta Bowl. That's a chance of a lifetime right there, what with the Heisman quarterback and the murdering all opponents and the laying of waste and etc., etc., etc. To choke out 82 yards of offense and get blown out in the first half, well... that's harsh. So it's good to know Tressel has someone he can turn to: Celine Dion.
Yep. I'm tingling. This is the greatest thing ever.
Eleven Warriors, an Ohio State blog that might want to consider renaming itself "Eleven Warriors and a Celine Dion Fan," has the details it greatly wishes it did not have to relate. It seems Tressel was asked whether he thought it was fair for fans to pay full price to see Ohio State clubberate the Youngstown State Penguins this weekend:
Do I think it's fair? Yeah, I think it's fair. I've been to a couple concerts and things like that and our tickets are very reasonable. I was out in Vegas to speak at a Nike clinic and Ellen and I went to see Celine Dion, I don't know, or whatever, and it was like $200. You can go to three Ohio State games. And I knew the words to the song. At least when you go to the game you don't know what's going to happen, so do I think it's a problem? No.There is someone out there that can put together a version of "My Heart Will Go On" covered by Jim Tressel. I know this. I have faith in you, internet. Please don't let me down.
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 1)
1. Surprising to know Tressel watches Celine. But one thing I agree on is there are gonna give them a smackdown! Thats his old school so he might go easy on them though...
http://www.SportSnipe.com/ohio_state_football
Posted at 10:59AM on Aug 30th 2007 by support
2. Well said by another gayturd wannabe, at least Tressel and his Buckeyes lost with dignity. Your proof most Gayturd fans have none. Lord thank you for giving us the strength to lose with class, and for having the wisdom to know we could handle it.
Posted at 4:34PM on Aug 30th 2007 by G. Hale
3. I love how G. Hale could combine a post complaining about the inability of Florida fans to comport themselves with dignity with "Gayturd."
Stay classy, Columbus.
Posted at 6:08PM on Aug 30th 2007 by Andrew
4. Mr. Rogers scores again, howdy neighbor!
Posted at 6:23PM on Aug 30th 2007 by KGar
5. I said most fans, way to include yourself in that group-Add one more to the gayturd band wagon.
Stay southern gainsville.
Posted at 9:05PM on Aug 30th 2007 by G. Hale
6. What the hell is comport anyway? Quality education not free is it KGar. At least I used a real name. Man your just dumb. Aint ya!!!!!
Posted at 9:08PM on Aug 30th 2007 by KGar
7. Bwa-ha-ha-hahaha!! Celine is about as talented as Troy Smith...not at all!
Dear Lord, how could you be so cruel as to make Ohio State University such a joke.
Go Gators
Posted at 10:05AM on Sep 17th 2007 by TC