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It's not like I'm complaining ... I love it when grown men spat like teenage girls penning a Burn Book about each other. It's fun for everyone! Still, the latest catty salvo fired by Curt Schilling at Dan Shaughnessy yesterday is about as sophisticated as calling someone a fugly skank.

After a thoughtful discussion of how Red Sox fans should be pleased about the youth movement in this year's team, Schilling expounds:

Oh and we are trying to keep tabs on how many times our folicly challenged friend CHB uses the word "Blowhard" in reference to me. The over under on the season is 100 and I think she's bypassed that already.

Not only did Curt work in a dig at Shaughnessy's infamous locks, but he even got a quick "she" at the end there. Real mature, Curt. Not that I'm defending CHB, after all: he's a tool, too. But Schilling is not nearly as cool as he thinks he is, and this rivalry is quickly becoming the wooden spoon match of popularity contests. But at least I'm not as big a jerk as he is! See! Right guys? Right?

HT: Red Sox Monster