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Michigan is Really, Really, Really Bad

After getting pasted today by Oregon (39-7) in the Big House, Michigan's upset loss to Appalachian State last week is starting to change its dimensions. First, it was (and probably still is) the biggest upset in the history of college football -- possibly any football, and possibly all sports.

Now it's starting to look like the egg belongs on the face of the college football pollsters who voted Michigan into the Top 5 pre-season. Despite losing their last two games of '06 based largely on the failures of anemic defense and unimaginative offense, Michigan still found themselves as Big Ten favorites and a trendy title contender pick to start their season. However, it's becoming clear that Michigan is simply not a good football team by any definition of the word. And although App State deserves the credit for last week's historic win, the anti-Wolverine evidence is mounting with every tick of the game clock. This team has serious problems.

Oregon marched up the field at will, scoring so easily that they began taking, ah, liberties with their attack. They appeared to start toying with Michigan as the lead grew, running funky trick plays (such as a Statue of Liberty which went for a first down, through multiple broken tackles), and then getting even funkier with a Statue "Keeper" play in which quarterback Dennis Dixon pretended to fling the ball, hid it behind his back, pretended to faux-handoff in the faux-fake, then kept it himself as he waltzed untouched into the end zone.

It was such an ugly display of defensive ineptitude that it was hard for me, a neutral observer, to watch.

Michigan mailed it in about the time the crowd started raining boos down onto the field. My gut says this team is done for the year.

I'm predicting a one or two win season for this team. Yes, they're that bad.

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