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Jay Gibbons Tied to Signature Pharmacy; Steroids Apparently Not All That Helpful

Perhaps the most disgusting thing about performance enhancing drugs is that they call everything we see into doubt. For example, most people would just assume that Jay Gibbons is bad at baseball because Jay Gibbons is naturally bad at baseball. Alas, it's not just the Gibbons family genes that have taken Jay all the way to a .230/.272/.348 line this year ... it's Signature Pharmacy's finest!
A source in Florida with knowledge of Signature Pharmacy's client list alleges that between October 2003 and July 2005, Gibbons received six separate shipments of Genotropin (a brand name for synthetic Human Growth Hormone), two shipments of testosterone and two shipments of human chorionic gonadotropin (HCG), a hormone produced naturally during pregnancy, but taken by anabolic steroid users to stimulate the production of testosterone, which is suppressed as a result of steroid use. The information regarding Gibbons only pertains to receipt and not actual use of the drugs.
If ever there was an advertising nightmare for steroid dealers everywhere, this is it. Hey kids: take steroids, and you can hit just like Jay Gibbons! Um ... no thanks?

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