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USA 2, Brazil 4, Me: Within Spitting Distance of Ronaldinho and His Teeth



Hi. I was at Soldier Field for the USA-Brazil friendly today and have just returned. I'm tired. I haven't had the benefit of replay to see if the USA deserved a penalty after the Heath Pearce bomb or if the Ronaldinho free kick was set up by a legit foul or not. Also I'm not entirely sure about who did well and who didn't because of the being there thing. But we soldier on anyway. Compensation: pictures of fans tomorrow.


Well, for a few minutes the USA led Brazil; we took a picture of the scoreboard. And then, later, for like a minute, the USA had tied Brazil 2-2; we did not but should have taken a picture of the scoreboard. And even though the game ended 4-2 to the bad, the USA acquitted itself pretty well against Freakin' Brazil, standing up to the generally acclaimed best team ever in the history of anything about as well as you could expect a bunch of dudes with a tenth of Ronaldinho's talent between them. Heck, we should get like three goals for the sweet Dempsey strike, and if you could the Onyewu own goal for us -- we scored it, after all -- the final was like 6-3, USA, which is cool.

But that's about as realistic as all those overheated "the USA will win the World Cup by 2010" predictions that popped up after 94 and then in 2002. Six years on from the latest round of unrealistic expectations, it's clear that the USA remains a threat to get out of any group that isn't the Group of Death, but do little else. The performance today was both encouraging and a stark reminder that the best answer for "when will the USA win the World Cup?" is "never." That's life as a USA soccer fan; fun can be had anyway.

After the jump: boxes! Sweet.
THE GOOD
The game. Some international friendlies leave you wondering "why bother," but this one, full of attractive play and six goals, was not one of them. I would be up for one of these every year, if Brazil would so deign.
Mike Bradley. My friends and I have been sarcastically skeptical of the young Bradley and his tendency to tackle everything in sight, be it ball, player, or koala bear that wandered onto the wrong damn eucalyptus tree. What's the wrong damn eucalyptus tree? One that Michael Bradley's in! It's no coincidence that most of the pictures from the game in Getty are Michael Bradley-centric. Either he's tackling someone, as above, or getting a facial from Ronaldinho and his teeth, at right, or just generally sticking his nose everywhere and anywhere.

Anyway, today Bradley's crazy ass tackles that you're sure are going to end up with a dozen dangerous free kicks and six yellow cards as he gets sent off three separate times... well, they all worked. (Except for that last one; more on that later.) And his possession and distribution, so often lacking over the summer, were greatly improved. By 30 minutes in Bradley had gained our grudging respect; 60 minutes in we were trying to figure out some sort of insanity-related nickname for him. Because Michael Bradley doesn't care. He will tackle your ass.
Heath Pearce? I think he did pretty well, but the angle of play robbed me of a real opportunity to see him work in the first half. In the second he was more than adequate versus Robinho and various other Brazilians. Looked a completely different player than the guy caught up in the shambolic C-team that took the field against Columbia. Should be given a couple more opportunities to show his wares before qualifying starts; Jonathan Bornstein is okay but is not playing in the Bundesliga.
Clint Dempsey. As of now apparently the USA's first choice up top. Ripped a rocket into the net today reminiscent of his goals against Ghana and Liverpool; generally active and composed on the ball; killing it for Fulham right now. Brian McBride's unfortunate injury may be a blessing in disguise for the USMNT.
THE BAD
Defense in general? Four goals ceded is not so good no matter the circumstance, and Brazil forced Tim Howard into a number of good stops otherwise. In general, the USA could not cope with the Brazilian attack and was somewhat fortunate not to give up a goal from the run of play. (Save an own goal, yes.) The question mark is for an obvious reason: this was Brazil, and few teams could have done much better. The one-touch passing and dribbling skills Brazil displayed would have cut anyone to ribbons.
Hesitancy. One thing that bothered me: often Brazil would permit a Beasley or a Donovan the opportunity to make a run at someone and only rarely did they take it. Perhaps this was a tactical decision designed to keep possession, but then what with the constant long-ball bombing?
Attendance. Was I wrong to expect a full house for USA-Brazil? The crowd wasn't exactly sparse -- 43,000 -- but it was nowhere near a sellout. The very high ticket prices have something to do with that. Ours were 60 bucks each after Ticketmaster screwing and they were the second-cheapest available. Is the demand that inelastic? Is it better to get a lot of money from a smaller crowd or fill the place? It would be nice to get a Soldier Field raucously full of actual USA fans. Pipe dream?
THE UGLY
Mike Bradley's tendency towards one enormous error per game. Bradley's penalty was right in front of us and it was obvious. He was in a poor position and the Brazilian in question was clearly threatening the goal, but that one was a mistake anyway. Couple that with his straight red against Canada in the Gold Cup for a ridiculous tackle from behind and the young midfielder is picking up a reputation for brainlock meltdowns. He's still young, and often dances the line between hideously illegality and stellar defensive play with aplomb: he should grow out of this. But, um... soon?
Tim Howard's finger. I am pretty sure I saw a disclocated finger get violently popped back into place after Brazil's second goal, right? Ouch.
THE MISCELLANEOUS
One major annoyance was a large number of Brazil fans clearly from someplace like Skokie or Milwaukee. This was mildly annoying when the offenders were kids but frickin' infuriating when the offenders were clearly bandwagoners who probably root for Man U, the Yankees, USC, Duke, and North Carolina. INS, stop screwing around with the Mexican border and focus on the real problem: getting these people deported. We'll see how much they like Brazil when they're slumming around the City of God.

Also... like, Soldier Field logistics are stupid. Who puts a stadium on the other side of a highway from the city and forces anyone who would like to get to or from it into a looping, near-hour-long walk? Bleah.
THE NEXT
With the Catalonia friendly kiboshed, the USA is looking for another opponent in the upcoming October international window. It is unlikely to be thrilling. World Cup qualification starts next year.

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