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Is Mel Kiper On Crack?

Yes. Yes. Hell yes. His latest position rankings($) of senior quarterbacks:
Quarterbacks
1. Brian Brohm, Louisville
2. Andre' Woodson, Kentucky
3. Matt Ryan, Boston College
Well, that seems pretty reasonable and all, maybe the headline here is too harsh--
4. Anthony Morelli, Penn State
5. Colt Brennan, Hawaii
Jesus! I... oh Lord. Other exclamations that indicate extreme surprise and alarm, etc. Anthony Morelli was awful as a junior, completing 54% of his passes and only throwing 11 touchdowns to 8 interceptions, two of them hilariously awful pick-sixes against Ohio State. This year he's gone 12-22 for 131 yards against Notre Dame and 15 for 31 for 169 yards against Michigan. And yet. And yet. This is your brain on six pounds of hair gel, no?

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