As far as NFL personalities go,
Roy Williams (the receiver for the Lions,
not the one who has no problem trying to break your neck) is pretty underrated. Whether he's showing his misunderstanding for the concept of math,
criticizing the Bears defense, or wooing the ladies of Detroit with
tales of his frugality, Williams has a ton of interesting -- and slightly peculiar -- things to say.
On being cheap: I am cheap, I'm a cheap date. Get you some McDonalds, with some cheese on it and I'm just really cheap, man. I'm very low key, I like to stay home. I like to go bowling on Monday nights and I go to the casino every once and awhile. Other than that, you won't see Mr. Williams out at all.
You do tip the pizza guy? There's no such thing as a tip. But I am really polite and I say 'Thank you sir.' ... The pizza man knows, when he comes to my address, he's coming for free.
If you're on a date and she wants to go to a nice place, what do you do? I might just take her to the casino and get her a free buffet. If I did take a date out to a nice place, I'd take her to a nice place, like a Red Lobster or something. It wouldn't be Morton's or nothing like that.
So let's get this straight -- Williams is ridiculously cheap (sparing a couple of bucks off that multi-million dollar contract to give the pimply-faced pizza boy a bonus is really gonna hurt that wallet, broseph),
a self-proclaimed Transformers nerd, and his idea of romance is Red Lobster. And he's single? Nah, it can't be. Not a catch like that.
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 1)
1. I used to deliver pizzas part-time, not tipping will get you some little "extras" on your pie, none of them very appetizing.
Posted at 12:18PM on Sep 27th 2007 by victor58
2. Tom ,what a wuss you are for not posting my comment, damn you really should vbe covering the WNBA instead of a mans sport.
Posted at 12:23PM on Sep 27th 2007 by glenn horlacher
3. Brilliant and devious. He's using reverse psychology to get the women. Now they think, "He never spends money and he isn't a flashy NFL star." Money in the bank for the gold digger lucky enough to wrestle a ring from him!
A millionaire not tipping the pizza guy, though? Douchebag.
Posted at 1:28PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Don
4. You guys are so stupid.
I don't think for one minute that he doesn't tip the pizza guy. And even if he didn't, it's just that... a tip.
If he was out there "making it rain" you guys would talk about how stpid he was, and how broke he was going to be in a few years.
Can't satisfy some people.
Posted at 3:44PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Souljah Bird
5. Black people NEVER tip.
Posted at 7:40PM on Sep 27th 2007 by joey buttafucco
6. Yeah, why is that? Honestly, I'm just curious...
Posted at 10:23AM on Sep 28th 2007 by nyc