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Uh... USC Did Not Beat Stanford By 200

Or, like... at all. This is officially the most f-ed up college football season ever. USC 23... Stanford 24. Me like two days ago:
USC plays Stanford this weekend, which should be pure bloodsport. Carroll's unlikely to actually put up a humiliating 70 or whatever -- you can only be so pissed off when you're Pete Carroll -- but the postgame handshake should be interesting.
Hey, I was right about that last bit.

Harbaugh:
Hey. Enjoy the Chargers next year.
Carroll: I should bite your genitals off.

Meanwhile, LSU trails Florida 17-14 and Tim Brando is being his usual insufferable self. The LSU sideline is going nuts... because why? I don't know. I don't now anything any more. Notre Dame could win and I wouldn't be surprised.

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