Hockey Nerd Tuesday: Vinny Lecavalier Should Consider Double-Locking His Doors - FanHouse - AOL Sports Blog

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I'll admit that Tampa Bay center Vincent Lecavalier is a good-looking cat; at least in comparison with Bolts goalie Johan Holmqvist, who has this Swedish Clay Aiken thing going on. Naturally, Vinny's going to have his female admirers, and there's no question that Courtney the Hockey Fan is one of them.

The video below is an odd mix of Courtney's rantings about the Lightning superstar and what appears to be a glimpse into her fantasies about him. In the span of a few seconds, Courtney gives us the universal symbol for "doin' it," screams in a guttural voice that "Vinny's No. 1," and then feverishly licks what appears to be a Lecavalier lapel pin. We then see a montage of Vinny glamour shots and candid photos featuring Lecavalier with his stalker No. 1 Fan, Courtney, while the haunting theme from "Brokeback Mountain" plays. No, I don't know what that says about her intentions...

Make sure you stay until the end, as Eric Carmen's "Hungry Eyes" plays and we move in closer and closer and closer into Vinny's dreamy pupils; so close that you can actually see him thinking about playing for the Habs one day.



Previously on FanHouse:
Hockey Nerd Tuesday: A Little Farley, a Little Richter, a Lot of Hockey
Hockey Nerd Tuesday: An Unhealthy Joe Sakic Obsession
Hockey Nerd Tuesday: The Caustic Card Collector