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NBA Hair Watch: Brian Skinner's Blond Devil Beard

Brian Skinner will not be half-bad on Phoenix, at least as far as replacing Kurt Thomas is concerned. However, it looks like he's gotten a little too into the fun-lovin', free-livin' atmosphere of the Suns team.

I am not sure what to call this look; it's inspired equally by pro wrestling, bad perms on gross chicks, Hot Topic, George Clinton, the Halloween-ish date of Opening Day, all those movies about ancient Rome, and something Amare Stoudemire said once on a ferris wheel. It also confirms my suspicions that Brian Skinner is the black Scot Pollard. Though on the court, it should probably be the other way around--Pollard can only hope in vain to be half the player B-Skinz is.

Anyway, a notable start to this Hair Watch season. Let's hope, though, this is an isolated incident, and not the beginning of some insidious, "Part Like a Rock Star"-esque trend within the NBA community.

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