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Sean Avery Calls Out Devils' Brodeur, Parise



Look, I don't want to like Sean Avery as much as you don't want to like Sean Avery. But the reality is that he's an ostentatious, scab-picking provocateur who frequently backs up his shtick with his ability to give his team a timely offensive spark and an emotional kick in the ass. So as a writer who still proudly wears his No. 22 Claude Lemieux jersey, I have to hand it to Avery: He's one of the few guys in this emasculated and frequently tedious league that can draw an instant reaction.

Avery returned to the Rangers in their Saturday night skills competition shootout win over the New Jersey Devils, playing on a line with Scott Gomez (approximate difference in wages earned: $5.457 million per season). It was only his third game of the season, but his yapper was in playoff form. Avery challenged Devils leading scorer Zach Parise to a fight during the game; writer Tom Gulitti of The Record (NJ) reports that Parise, who has never had a fight in his three NHL seasons, quoted Avery thusly: "He told me to 'make a statement.' I just ignored him."

On his Fire & Ice blog, Gulitti had details of two other Avery agitations. The Rangers' pest pointed his stick in Devils winger David Clarkson's face during warm-ups and later called him "a bonehead minor leaguer." He also tried to piss off Devils goalie Marty Brodeur before the game, during the game and then after the game; that's when Avery said "we're not friends. It's not an (expletive) secret," and called him "Marty the diver" because Brodeur was hit with a diving penalty in the first period. (Avery should know: He cried like a child when the NHL fined him $1,000 for his own Louganis routines.)

Like I said: Whether he's rumored to be dating one of the most famous twins in the world (no, not Daniel Sedin) or taunting a world-class goalie who'll be long remembered after Avery has picked his last fight, the guy gets a reaction. Like this one from Devils blogger Steve Lepore on Battle of NY -- a nice rant with a great bottom line, which is that "Aaah, it's good to hate the Rag$ again!"

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