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We have a new Clinton Portis character to add to the collection. Dan Steinberg reports at the D.C. Sports Bog that Portis showed up today as Choo-Choo. And here's what Steinberg has to say about the backstory of the Choo-Choo character:

Something about him teaching Portis how to dance, and Moss how to dance, and Randle El how to dance. "I taught these boys how to dance," was the gist. A lot of it was unintelligible, and involved jerky dance-like demonstrations and third person referrals to "Clinton Portis," but hey, we'll take it. More on this breaking news later.

The previous Portis characters include Dolamite Jenkins, who urged people to vote for Santana Moss for NFC offensive player of the week, and Sherriff Gonna Getcha, who wanted Ronde Barber for questioning in the disappearance of Southeast Jerome. The full list is here.

UPDATE: Steinberg now has a full report on Potis and Choo-Choo.