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This is sufficiently awesome. In the aftermath of Joe Gibbs' latest clock management blunderin', The Redskin Report has taken up a cause Vinny Cerrato is apparently to busy for: writing up a job announcement for a Redskins Time Management Coordinator.

Some of my favorite duties:

• The ability to yell into the head coaches headset to 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HURRY UP' when the coaching staff into a 45 second conference to decide what to do on a 4th down play when the team only has a 40 second play clock to decide.
• Take over decision making in the last two minutes of the 1st half, so our young QB can get some experience running a two minute drill in a non-pressure packed situation instead of kneeling and running draw plays every freaking time to run out the clock and then looking like he has no idea what he's doing when we choke away another late lead and need to drive down the field to score with no timeouts because we blew them all on useless challenges and 4th down decisions where we couldn't make up our mind.

And evidently, it's also very important that you:

• Work well in groups, very large groups, in fact, the largest group in the NFL
• Be ridiculously loyal to older players who've obviously lost it when there is a younger and better player waiting in the wings. Be a "True Redskin".

Obviously, this is a joke, but you know what? it's a great idea. Which means there's no way in hell it's happening in Washington. Not unless Dan Snyder can sign someone to a 10-year, $50-million deal first.

Hat tip: Hogs Haven