Our friends at The Big Lead have a frighteningly in-depth investigation on Marko Jaric's love life, which results in the summation Jaric has serious game. Jaric is dating Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima (pictured here, wearing more clothes than usual, for which I apologize, however holding what would appear to be a teddy bear, which could theoretically relate to her relationship with Jaric, which would thus make this photo relevant to the post at hand, which may make me the first blogger to write about an athlete dating a model and include a photo which relates to the actual dating rather than a bikini shot, for which I again apologize).A familiar friend offered the Associated Press a very understated quote on the matter (via TWolves Blog).
Antoine Walker joked that Minnesota Timberwolves teammate Marko Jaric was "overachieving."Seriously, it'd be difficult to find a more unlikely match for Lima in the NBA. Chris Kaman's a business, man! Calvin Booth has a cult! You'd even expect Toine's fatness to be a bigger hit with the ladies than Jaric's beady eyes and persistant visible stentch of mange.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
11-27-2007 @ 7:47PM
Deepfire32 said...
So you mean to tell me, all I have to do is become a professional baller in order to get a supermodel? Well, later folks, i'm on my way to the court.
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11-27-2007 @ 7:53PM
Dc said...
Ballin!
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11-27-2007 @ 8:10PM
Maria said...
Don't be jealous guys! She just claimed in GQ magazine, and it's now known around the world that she's a virgin, and intends to stay that way until marriage (hard for anyone to believe prancing around in thongs for a living), so he's out of luck unless he marries her. She also claimed that whoever didn't like that, too bad.
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11-27-2007 @ 8:33PM
josh said...
if she is a virgin i get more poon than tom brady matt damon and.......hugh hefner
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11-27-2007 @ 8:43PM
Mondo said...
yea of course she is a virgin.... cuz all these celebrities ALWAYS tell the truth and dont really care about thier IMAGE....i guess cuz she said that in GQ then theres NO WAY it could be a LIE. LOL
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11-27-2007 @ 8:57PM
J. said...
Ummm she looks really different when she's not covered in makeup and airbrushing. I'm not sure why you keep apologizing for the lack of a bikini-clad photo...she's nothing special to look at. Maybe now people can see that supermodels aren't much better looking than the average person. Sorry to disappoint you guys, these women will not look like what they do in victoria secret.
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11-27-2007 @ 9:05PM
Terry said...
I'm assuming she's religious if the whole virgin thing is true. But she doesn't think it's sinful to be 90% naked for her job? Can you say hypocrite?
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11-27-2007 @ 9:10PM
chuck jones said...
How much for the women ??
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11-28-2007 @ 7:01AM
TAN said...
so wait, why is the teddy bear, or pic w/ teddy bear relevant? was your wife watching while you made this post?
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11-28-2007 @ 7:54AM
red said...
big model + big ball player = big "d" vorce settlement for the two a**holes
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11-28-2007 @ 8:06AM
tony said...
That's the uglist model i've ever seen!!Local bar maid better looking!
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11-28-2007 @ 8:56AM
steven said...
isn't that special
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11-28-2007 @ 8:56AM
steven said...
like a virgin...doinked for the very first time...sing along with me children...like a virrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgin.....
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11-28-2007 @ 8:56AM
Mike said...
she looks like a plain jane,not so hot on this pic
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11-28-2007 @ 9:05AM
leczornsales said...
May God bless and guide them in their new relationship. It's true that men in entertainment tend to attract girls regardless of their looks. The example I always point to is Ric Ocasek of The Cars marrying Paulina. That's not the reason I became a recording artist, though! Anyway, looks are trivial. If they're in love, that's all that matters.
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11-28-2007 @ 9:11AM
Linda said...
Terry... What does being a virgin have to do with showing your body on a runway???????? How rediculous. You see more on the beach! the act of sex is nothing to compare to walking down a runway with lingerie covering your privates!
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11-28-2007 @ 9:16AM
Tom San Diego said...
In Brazil - you are considered a virgin if you only take it up the arse. :) My Q - what has she done to deserve dating an "team" NBA player? She is the one that is "overachieving" in my book.
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11-28-2007 @ 10:16AM
John said...
Adriana is and will always be PHAT in my book regardless...watch on Dec, $ on CBS and see what you think then!!!!
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11-28-2007 @ 10:32AM
dan said...
john3:16 "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
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11-28-2007 @ 10:42AM
THE GRIZZ said...
Without the make-up and thong up her azz...she actually looks pretty friggin' homely! What's the big dealio ???
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