It may not be so obvious these days with the amount of attention I've given to the Young brothers, but Dontrelle Willis is by far my favorite personality to portray in the Dugout. I can't explain it, but it's sort of like channeling a voice I've kept suppressed deep inside myself for my entire life up until that moment. It pours from the soul in gushing waves, much like the hazardous doings of a factory's waste disposal system. Needless to say I was thrilled to see him
open up his own blog.
Now, as a good God fearing Christian I generally don't approve of "blogs" or "deadspins", but D-Train is pouring light on the real issues.
Like whether or not he likes baseball or has liked baseball in the past.
D-Train takes his blog to the chat after the jump.
The Dugout
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**Online Host** Welcome to Dontrelle Willis Blog! |
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MeTrain: welcome crackas crackettes an crack heads to the realest blog this side a egg nog |
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MeTrain: im ya host dtrain not that fantasy island zplane nonsense cuz im bout bein heard an small folk scare the skittles outa me |
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MeTrain: now this aint gonna be some fanhouse "tweny bulleted points bout michael vick then a youtube a some sucka takin a cue ball straight to the droopy ruples" jam cuz thas not how i roll |
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MeTrain: im spittin straight germ an if thas too real for yall well thas why ya layin on ya back lookin at the roof a the church
preacha tellin the truth an it hurts
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MeTrain: first thing fifth my studious gluteus got traded to detroit which spells danger for american league pecan seeds cuz im gonna straight up rain pliers all day |
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MeTrain: as for my fallen fish to ya south ill tell ya the same thing i tell my baby girl every year hanukkah rolls round yall gotta wait a lil bit santa aint playin
/pours molson xxx on ground
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MeTrain: i know im a tiger now but i still got that fish mentality pullin leg levers an pushin brain buttons
if yall comment bout me bein a fish outa water a somethin ill break off ya typas
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MeTrain: but what am i gonna do when arod wox to the box wit a man on second an two outs walk em?
no chance arial sans
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MeTrain: last thing im bouta do is let the merger a time warner an mrs potato head up they obp cuz a reputation yall need a earn ya paycheck man |
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MeTrain: figure he prolly dont like super sized fastballs super rised at his thinkin piece so ill drop em to his soles like mercury at the poles |
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MeTrain: by then he knows this aint a game no more so hes diggin in an spittin and wavin his bat
so then ill walk em
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MeTrain: but you bet ya set that his next at bats gonna be a duecefest featurin the three amigos uno dos an sit ya ugly puss down son |
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MeTrain: your boy d |
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
12-11-2007 @ 4:14PM
Will said...
Funniest one yet...
"but you bet ya set that his next at bats gonna be a duecefest featurin the three amigos uno dos an sit ya ugly puss down son"
CLASSIC
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12-11-2007 @ 4:19PM
jo said...
detrain is the best guy to have in the dugout
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12-11-2007 @ 4:30PM
Scott Sargent said...
Droopy Ruples. Nice.
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12-11-2007 @ 7:24PM
Mike said...
The funniest part is that if you read his blog, he writes pretty much the same way you do without all the amazing rhymes.
"figure he prolly dont like super sized fastballs super rised at his thinkin piece so ill drop em to his soles like mercury at the poles"
that could be a rap song... ever think of becoming a songwriter? haha
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12-11-2007 @ 8:20PM
meech.one said...
I wish 'Trelle would speak using DMX lyrics in his actual blog.
Ya'll gon' make me go all out. Up in here, up in here.
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12-11-2007 @ 8:41PM
jazzmoth said...
Basically, get a chill beat and you be dropping yo' album nex' month
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12-12-2007 @ 12:55AM
JohnS said...
"arial sans"
You have left me speechless, sir. Except for pointing out my speechlessness, of course.
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12-12-2007 @ 3:25AM
Phil said...
I guess I'm bummed that the dtrain won't be haning out with Loria on a regular basis, saying things to him like "you got clownt by a mystic" (After PECOTA addresses Loria as "Newman", which still makes me giggle to this day), but this will do nicely, sir.
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