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TuesdaysWithMaury: Today on the program we have Ron.
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BoomBoomWashington: /looks down
/rubs hands together pensively
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TuesdaysWithMaury: Ron is the head coach of a professional, major league baseball franchise. But Ron can't seem to staff his bullpen! In fact, Ron has had so much trouble staffing his bullpen he has had to go to other COUNTRIES to do it!
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**Online Crowd**
Ohhhhh
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BoomBoomWashington: That's right, Maury, I have looked all over the United States for a relief pitcher but, uh uh, they ain't havin' it.
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TuesdaysWithMaury: And you say you've tried getting players from other American teams?
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BoomBoomWashington: Mmmhm, Maury, you would not believe the kind of people who have shown up to pitch relief. Maury, one guy showed up wearing GOGGLES. Maury, he did a bunch of steroids! And then his ARM turned into a LEG and then FELL OFF
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**Online Crowd**
Awwwww
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BoomBoomWashington: It FELL OFF, Maury!
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TuesdaysWithMaury: /grimaces
And what about Wes Littleton?
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BoomBoomWashington: Wes Littleton looks like Bud from The Cosby Show, Maury.
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TuesdaysWithMaury: Ron had to go to the land of Japan to find a relief pitcher, but it's not easy. In fact, Ron FOUND a relief pitcher in Japan who feels HE is NOT the relief pitcher for Ron!
watch this
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**Online Host**
Backstage, translated from Japanese
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KazuoFridays: I hurt myself playing for the Tohoku Rakuten Golden Eagles, I had surgery to remove bone chips from my elbow. There is no way I could pitch in America!
**Online Host**
Kazuo, 31, says he is too injured to play baseball.
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KazuoFridays: Ron Washington is a bitch AND a ho. He thinks I can pitch, but I can't! I don't even LIVE in America!
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KazuoFridays: I am 250% sure that I am not the new relief pitcher for the Texas Rangers.
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TuesdaysWithMaury: Let's bring him out. Kazuo, come on out!
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**Online Host**
KazuoFridays has entered the chatroom.
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KazuoFridays: /raises the roof
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**Online Crowd**
BOOOO BOOOOO
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KazuoFridays: /shakes head "no"
/waves hands
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TuesdaysWithMaury: Kazuo. In this envelope I have the results of your physical.
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BoomBoomWashington: You the new pitcher! You ARE! YEAH, YEAH YEAH
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KazuoFridays: /shakes head "no"
/waves hands
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BoomBoomWashington: If you the new pitcher you gone TAKE CARE A YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES!
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**Online Crowd**
/goes wild
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TuesdaysWithMaury: Kazuo. In the case of 55-year old Ron....
Kazuo...
you ARE the new relief pitcher!
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BoomBoomWashington: WHAT NOW
WHAT NOW
WHAT NOW
WHAT NOW
WHAT NOW
WHAT NOW
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KazuoFridays: Fukumori |
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KazuoFridays: /runs backstage
/collapses in hallway
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The Asian Invasion continues as the Texas Rangers firebomb a village and force a young boy and his sister to live out their lives in a bomb shelter, eating rocks and burying fireflies until somebody, anybody, can go two and a third innings without giving up five runs.
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 1)
1. a shame to be honest with you!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2316383
Posted at 2:50PM on Dec 14th 2007 by Jose
2. Maury! Maury! Maury!
Posted at 3:27PM on Dec 14th 2007 by John
3. This is hilarious, and probably instantly one of my top 10 dugouts. Best of the current era, no doubt.
Posted at 4:55PM on Dec 14th 2007 by P.Holby
4. A Grave of the Fireflies reference and a Maury reference. This is why I love The Dugout.
Posted at 12:03PM on Dec 15th 2007 by fireball