Y'know, I've had more than one angry ex-girlfriend tell me that my big mouth would get me in real trouble one of these days. In the meantime, I still spout off far too often, as I did in this Carolina Panthers v. Seattle Seahawks preview, where I boldly proclaimed:
Right. If the Panthers win this game, I will drink a raw egg.
Well, there's your proof, Panthers fans, and that will be the last time I write something like that around here. I'm just glad I didn't go nearly as far as Unsilent Majority did in his infamous Always Be Covering segment at KSK. (Fair warning: those links are potentially NSFW, though they're quite entertaining.)
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 1)
1. Dave, I applaud your integrity. But Gah-Damn! that's disgusting.
Posted at 9:54PM on Dec 17th 2007 by PostmanE
2. Yo Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Posted at 9:59PM on Dec 17th 2007 by enrico
3. Those are some sweet kitchen cabinets! Vintage 80's with just a touch of cheap...
Posted at 4:33AM on Dec 18th 2007 by TalkingNFL
4. Dave Warner, you sir, are a bad MFer.
Posted at 7:42AM on Dec 18th 2007 by Jamie Mottram
5. clap, clap, clap....
Posted at 8:41AM on Dec 18th 2007 by gene
6. Lesson learned, I guess.
Posted at 10:03AM on Dec 18th 2007 by Tom
7. 1 Raw Egg. 5 places further away from Darren McFadden. Sigh.
Posted at 12:35PM on Dec 18th 2007 by Will Brinson
8. Will: If you thought the Panthers ever had a legit shot at McFadden with so many NFL teams in worse shape than they are, I want what you're smoking. Jerry Jones is going to swipe McFadden from everyone, and Carolina would be better off using their top pick on a left tackle or a safety.
Posted at 12:40PM on Dec 18th 2007 by Dave
9. Now that deserves a friggin salute! Good luck on Sunday, Dave!
Posted at 11:32AM on Dec 19th 2007 by AustinCowboysFan