Thank you, Awful Announcing. Thank you.
Ordinarily this is where I'd make a joke about this being the most exciting thing to happen at FedEx Forum all season, but after Rudy Gay's dramatic game-winner the other night, the punchline falls a little flat. But still, I think this is a rather petty offense, especially since this was most likely exactly what the cameraman was going for. From my experience going to games, it's always the women wearing the tightest clothing bouncing up and down that get the most time on the Jumbotron (and the loudest cheers from the fans).
And for all the times that fans have been subjected to some fat guy taking off his shirt and shaking his belly, we're a little bit overdue for something like this, aren't we? Stephanie Simpson is a martyr, not a criminal.
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 6)
1. Wait, did I get that right -- she's a sailing captain? Huh?
Posted at 10:20AM on Dec 21st 2007 by Graham Davis
2. More importantly ... where is that video?
Posted at 1:29PM on Dec 21st 2007 by Bench
3. Graham Davis
She probably sails on the Mississippi River.
Posted at 3:41PM on Dec 21st 2007 by pedro
4. let's see when a man exposes himself it's a crime and he must register as a sex offender and when a WOMAN DOES IT, IT'S CALLED EXIBITIONION...
Posted at 4:25PM on Dec 21st 2007 by delnor
5. I wish Americans would follow Europians in accepting that nudity is perfectly natural.
When I visited the Salt Lake I saw more nudity than anywhere else except, perhaps, La Jolla's Black's Beach.
When I was auditing a Woolworth store in Haight Ashbury, two beautiful young women walked in and sat at the lunch counter, fully nude. The waitress served them amicably; the manager and I watched in amusement. They left after consuming their lunch and the other patrons went about their business.
This was in 1970. You would think we have learned something since then but we have gone backward. There is very little nudity in films today and I find that suppressing.
Posted at 5:30PM on Dec 21st 2007 by Gary Mayer
6. I think we should take her out somewhere and kill her.
Posted at 6:18AM on Dec 25th 2007 by makin' bacon
7. WHERE THE HECK IS THE VIDEO
Posted at 6:51AM on Dec 25th 2007 by Dbluetick65
8. OH SO WHAT..........
Posted at 7:04AM on Dec 25th 2007 by nc473
9. OH SO WHAT
Posted at 7:14AM on Dec 25th 2007 by nc473
10. Good for her and get the cop who arrested her outta here! Sounds like that lame-ass town of Laconia where they hold Bike-Trailer week every year.The cops do ANYTHING for $$-now they give women a summons to PAY CASH for flashing.Thats a real joke of a town.
Posted at 7:40AM on Dec 25th 2007 by Eddy
11. Ho, Ho, Ho... Yes, she is a Ho, Ho, Ho
Posted at 7:56AM on Dec 25th 2007 by Santa
12. I have to agree. While I am no lesbian (I don't get the fun of playing with equipment I already have), I agree with Matt Watson...I would rather see some female fan flash her tits then some shirtless man earthquaking his belly and showing the stadium his arm pit hair. Why can't THOSE images be censored? Also, would everyone be defending this woman if she were fat? Well, probably, as long as she only showed her tits...
Posted at 7:56AM on Dec 25th 2007 by Heather
13. Ho, Ho, Ho !!! Yes, she is a Ho, Ho, Ho !!!
Posted at 7:58AM on Dec 25th 2007 by Santa
14. Thats is one lame story with no video to back it up, come on AOL get it togethor
Posted at 7:58AM on Dec 25th 2007 by MikeF
15. I wanted to see her bouncing up and down..I see nothing wrong with looking at a female body. in fact I enjoy it,It's like they said, better then watching a fat guy show his ass..
Posted at 8:01AM on Dec 25th 2007 by oversize11
16. ooooooooooooooooooo nobody has ever seen breast.I guess your gay are something,oooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted at 8:05AM on Dec 25th 2007 by debra
17. boobs equal 15 minutes of fame !! she should of put advertisement in her cleavage than aol would of shown it !!
Posted at 8:14AM on Dec 25th 2007 by bbaseballdad
18. I would not eat in that place,What ever happen to the people's morals.PUT SOME JEENS AND A SHIRT ON.
Posted at 8:14AM on Dec 25th 2007 by Donald Weippert
19. just another reason why memphis is a looser town if it is a good list Mem is at the bottom, badlist at the top and the city wonders why we all are leaving
Posted at 8:16AM on Dec 25th 2007 by john smith
20. this is what happens when evangelicals and republicans get too much control of a culture. surprised they didn't force her into a burka -- which, by the way, most of you home-schooling cow-mothers should wear....
happy chris-kwanz-ikah solstice !!!
Posted at 8:29AM on Dec 25th 2007 by wowza