PiniellaOnTheDonkey: ALL RIGHT BUTTMUNCHES TIME TO THINK OF A NEW NAME FOR WRIGLEY FIELD

TheriotGhostbusters: Wait, I don't think that's up to us. The renaming of Wrigley Field is a long and deliberate process that consists of fielding offers from corporations, holding shareholder meetings, and being subject to a series of reviews from municipal and state governments. It is highly improbable that they would just let the players come up with a name.

PiniellaOnTheDonkey: STOP MAKING ME READ ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME EYE CANCER

PiniellaOnTheDonkey: NOW GIVE ME SOME IDEAS

TheriotGhostbusters:

"Not Comiskey Park"

lumberjacks_kerrywood:

"Ronnie Woo-Woo's Fever Dream"

grand_marquis:

"Compensation For The Lack of Seating at The Cubbie Bear"

PiniellaOnTheDonkey: NO IT HAS TO SOUND OLD-TIMEY

TheriotGhostbusters:

"ye olden base ball shed & saloon"

lumberjacks_kerrywood:

"electricity not yet harnessed field"

grand_marquis:

"epoch of mankind sports complex"

PiniellaOnTheDonkey: OK NEVERMIND, MAKE IT SIMPLE AND NONSPECIFIC

TheriotGhostbusters:

"Noun Field"

PiniellaOnTheDonkey: AGGH

OK MORE DESCRIPTIVE

grand_marquis:

"The Aggregate Result of

0.1. The unexplained, absurd nature of the existence of organisms, planets and matter itself

1. The existence of a planet with the necessary magnetic field, axial tilt, water in liquid form and constant energy source to sustain life

2. A "soup" of enzymes and acids on said planet which slowly evolved to progressively complex organisms

3. The gradual evolution of a subset of species into the present form of humanity

4. The development of humanity's social nature, stemming from the mother-child relationship and evolving into larger, more sophisticated systems of authority, and eventually government

5. Said governments conflicting with each other:
5a. over resources
5b. over religious differences
5c. simply to satisfy man's intrinsic thirst for conflict

6. Said conflict sparking a perpetuation of the division of mankind culturally and ideologically on a broad scale

7. A specific action in which a disenfranchised minority of European civilization elected to migrate to a land proteced by massive bodies of water

8. The secession of said minority into an independent "republic," built to foster a free market and individual rights

9. The flourishing of said republic with aid from factors such as
9a. a massive boundary of water, helping to shelter it from attack
9b. abundant resources
9c. an accelerated influx in population stemming from new generations of disenfranchized old-world citizens

10. Resultant economic freedom and success, satisfying citizens' base level needs and compelling them to pursue higher-level needs such as recreation

11. An acceleration in the development of sport -- a deviant form of mock warfare fostered to satisfy the need for conflict

12. The eventual creation of baseball -- itself an amalgamation of several established sports -- and the growing level of interest which necessitates baseball into an industry

13. The use of the profits from said industry to build stadiums; in this particular case, Wrigley Field

14. The renaming of said stadium to satisfy man's newly evolved need for change

Field"

PiniellaOnTheDonkey: YOU SON OF A BITCH

YOU JUST DECONSTRUCTED MY ENTIRE LIFE AND REASON FOR BEING

PiniellaOnTheDonkey: WE ARE ALL NOTHING BUT BASTARD CHILDREN OF ABSURDITY AND HAPPENSTANCE, ALIVE AND THEN DEAD

TheriotGhostbusters: Good idea for a stadium, though. If people accept the absurd nature of their lives, they might just say "what's another drop in the bucket" and go to a Cubs game.

PiniellaOnTheDonkey: ACTUALLY I THINK THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN OUR SELLING POINT