Maybe I would understand this better if I hadn't yet hit puberty, or spent more time in the state of Florida (per the banners). But as is, I have to come to you, my dear readers, and ask for translation on this one. Or maybe it's a "you pick the caption" type thing, but with dramatic or lyrical interpretation straight from the heart. I get that he's saying players' names, but is this even pro-NBA?
Watch and be amazed. And kid, if you're out there, your Bronze Star is waiting in the Guggenheim.
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1-28-2008 @ 10:53AM
matt said...
don't huff aerosol
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1-28-2008 @ 1:23PM
DoritoMcCart said...
I think he may be trying to do a parody of that web cartoon Badger Badger Badger Badger......... you know the one im talking about? And then Kobe Bryant serves as the role of the "Snake" and someone else as the Mushroom? Im not positive, but thats the best I could come up with. If im right, I certainly hope he doesnt go into music or intrerpative dance.
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1-28-2008 @ 4:44PM
RSK said...
I think he says Andre Igoudala is Osama Bin Laden.
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1-29-2008 @ 4:08AM
Miss Gossip said...
Andre Igoudala *is* Osama Bin Laden. That is mad deep.
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1-29-2008 @ 12:22PM
John said...
He has seen the pistons pregame dance. He is immitating Rashead Wallace. Does that answer your question?
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