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Dusty Baker Remains Hilarious

It's late February, the pitchers and catchers have reported, this cold midwestern winter is, ever so slightly, warming up -- it's a time of rebirth. A time of epiphany. A time for baseball's dignitaries to come out of the cold and reveal their newfound knowledge. A time for Dusty Baker to ... continue to prattle on about on-base percentage!

Awesome:
"I'm big on driving in runs and scoring runs," Baker said. "Guys in the middle should score about close to equal to what they drive in. On-base percentage, that's fine and dandy. But a lot of times guys get so much into on-base percentage that they cease to swing. It's becoming a little bit out of control.

"What you do is run the pitcher's count up, that helps," Baker said. "You put him in the stretch, that helps. But your job in the middle is to either score them or drive them in. The name of the game is scoring runs. Sometimes, you get so caught up in on-base percentage that you're clogging up the bases."

Yes! Dusty's back!

One could go through Baker's statements and point out, politely, why Baker is wrong. It wouldn't even take that long. (Hint: It's because high OBP is a freaking good thing, you moron.) Instead, I'll just offer my condolences to Reds fans. It's going to be a long, stupifying, entertaining season.

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