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Suspended Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam Pacman Jones gave a radio interview Thursday in which he suggested that he expects to play during the 2008 season, even though NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell appears in no hurry to reinstate him.

And since it's clear that the Titans want nothing to do with him, where might Jones play in 2008 if he is reinstated?

"I would love to play for the Cowboys, America's team," he said.

We're a long way off from that being possible, but I do think it's conceivable: Cowboys owner Jerry Jones isn't shy about taking risks, and Jones has the kind of talent that would provide exactly the "wow" that Jones says he wants to add to the Cowboys this off-season.

And as for the other things on his mind these days? In a statement that his lawyer later claimed was a joke, Jones said that he doesn't need to go to strip clubs to engage in his common practice of making it rain anymore because "I've got a [stripper's] pole in my house now."

UPDATE: For the record, when Pacman installed a stripper's pole in his house, he was following the advice of FanHouse's Ryan Wilson.