The Suns aren't fools -- they saw what Shaq did the last time he picked up a head of steam heading for the sidelines. What cracks me up, though, is how everybody moved out of the way, even guys at the end of the bench who weren't close to getting hit -- it was like magnets repelling from each other, or cockroaches scattering when you turn on the light. If I had to guess, I'd say the clip of him
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The Suns Are Scared of Shaq
Posted Mar 12th 2008 2:48AM by Matt Watson
The Suns aren't fools -- they saw what Shaq did the last time he picked up a head of steam heading for the sidelines. What cracks me up, though, is how everybody moved out of the way, even guys at the end of the bench who weren't close to getting hit -- it was like magnets repelling from each other, or cockroaches scattering when you turn on the light. If I had to guess, I'd say the clip of him
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
3-12-2008 @ 9:06AM
dj kahn said...
that's just hilarious
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3-12-2008 @ 9:45AM
Richard Weissfeld said...
Yeah, cockroaches....little, little cockroaches.
It's good that the Suns have such a wackey, zany, slap-stick sense of humor, they'll need it.
"Oh, SpongeBob Squarepants, there's a big fat whale coming your way, watch-outtttt!"
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3-12-2008 @ 12:20PM
jparkosjr said...
He looks like he is just having fun out there....way to play.
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3-12-2008 @ 1:02PM
Tom said...
Matt I noticed how you quoted one of the announcers on FNAZ when he laughed and said they were like cockroaches scattering when you turn on the light. It's great to see this team get their sense of humor back.
And Richard's just jealous the Rapist begged to have him off the team because Shaq sees him for who he really is and had to balls to say so.
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3-12-2008 @ 2:02PM
Bitch Please! said...
Good Stuff!
Those guys acted like a truck was coming for real!That sh*t cracked me up. "The Big Moses" just laughed it off.
Shaq has always had a sense of humor. I call myself a Shaq-hater, but it's only in a sports sense. I don't hate any of these guys personally.
Too bad he and Kobe couldn't just be grown damn men and work out their differences. They BOTH (not just Kobe) should have grown the f*ck up and they would both have two more rings.
Still laughing at the one guy who jumped in the way like "I'll catch you!" Yeah right! Talk about getting squashed like a roach...
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3-12-2008 @ 3:35PM
JackB said...
WEISSFELD YOU ARE SUCH A PUTZ.
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3-12-2008 @ 5:04PM
Richard Weissfeld said...
What's that other knucklehead always say:
"LOL,LOL,LOL,... and oh yeah, LOL."
Probably saw it on Oprah.
Anyway, y'all a bunch of simple-minded village idiots for falling that big, fat over-the-hill lump of skin.
He's a clown, that's all. Gaffs and pratfalls is all that's left of him.
"A song, a dance, and a little seltzer down his pants."
What's his stats from last night? Anyone? Anyone? Ferris?
What's his stats for this year? Anyone, Ferris? Ferris Bueller?
That lump makes $20 million dollars for being funny, not to play basketball. He did the same with the Lakers. Out-of-shape, can't make free-throws, wouldn't make cap room for Kobe, demanded $100 million for his weak-ass services, fatbody destroyed one of the great teams in basketball.
Joke's on you, midgets. You want him, you got him....for two long years.
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3-12-2008 @ 6:42PM
tdsding said...
Matt you are and A.S.S.H.O.L.E. You shouldn't be allowed to write on toilet paper let alone the Internet.
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3-12-2008 @ 9:26PM
anny said...
Love the headline Matt. I can't stop watching this. It's hysterical and impressive how fast they all run out of the way. Of course, if Shaq was running towards me, I know I would run faster then I ever have.
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