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Pronky_Kong: yeah that song kinda sucks, they just say "carlito carlito carlito" over and over... oh, but this next one rocks, this is Batista's theme... /turns up radio |
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Pronky_Kong: *screaming* I'VE WALKED FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGERRRRR |
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GonnyGarko: haha jesus how long is that pit, i thought a pit was supposed to be like a singular hole |
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biscuits_and_grady: /turns down radio
Ugh, no more wrestler themesongs. And before you ask, no, we can't listen to John Cena's rap CD either.
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Pronky_Kong: Not even the part at the beginning where it goes "oooooh rappa doo?" |
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biscuits_and_grady: no, especially not that part, and I'm pretty sure he's not saying ooh rappa doo. |
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NeedsABathia: yeah guys I think we should catch up and talk about what the Indians did in the offseason. that'd be a great prep for the season. |
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GonnyGarko: yeah man but we aren't the sox or the yankees, what do we even have to talk about? |
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biscuits_and_grady: we could talk about how Shin-Soo Choo is legally bound to serve two years in the South Korean military |
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NeedsABathia: we could talk about Choo being holed up in an abandoned building somewhere in Korea with a bowie knife waiting for some terrorist to come around the corner, and then right when the guy gets close Choo gets hurt and has to be replaced and they make Franklin Gutierrez stab the terrorist |
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Pronky_Kong: we could talk about how much Choo loves TNA wrestling and how his favorite wrestler is Rellik, and how he's always cheering for Rellik to win |
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GonnyGarko: Ah, Choo. |
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Pronky_Kong: we could talk about how I've taught my miniature purse hound to attack Casey Blake on sight |
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Pronky_Kong: then we could talk about how my dog and I can do the Fastball Special like Wolverine and Colossus and how Casey Blake is totally screwed |
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Pronky_Kong: we could talk about how i had a really boring winter |
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GonnyGarko: we could talk about how we signed kobayashi, and how he immediately trounced me in a hot dog eating contest |
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NeedsABathia: we could talk about how my contract is going to totally screw everybody who has ever thought about playing in Cleveland |
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biscuits_and_grady: we could talk about how Jacobs Field is now called "Progressive Field." |
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Pronky_Kong: and now John Adams has to play a bunch of "Yes" songs on his drum |
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GonnyGarko: and now I'm pretty sure I can drive my car into the side of the stadium and not get in trouble for it |
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NeedsABathia: You can't blame them for the name change, though, we needed the money to pay back all of those bug handlers for attacking Joba Chamberlain in the ALDS |
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GonnyGarko: that's right, without those bugs we wouldn't have won three games |
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Pronky_Kong: we could talk about Juan Lara. |
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biscuits_and_grady: we could talk about last year's ALCS and what we did wrong |
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GonnyGarko: we could talk about the browns |
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NeedsABathia: We could talk about Cleveland. |
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Pronky_Kong: ... |
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biscuits_and_grady: ... |
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NeedsABathia: Hey, good luck this year, you guys. |
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GonnyGarko: yeah. /leans seat back |
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Pronky_Kong: /turns up the radio |
I was born an Orioles fan, but fate and contextually affordable housing in the Bedford, Ohio area has made me an Indians fan. Pictured to the right is me with Slider, the Indians mascot, post dimensional jump.
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 1)
1. Why isn't Ryan Garko wearing a Paris Hilton wig?
I kept waiting for a "rerish" appearance but it didn't happened.
Still pretty funny thinking about an attack dog that only targets Casey Blake.
Also what the blue fu(k is the Indians mascot supposed to be? It looks like what would happen if the Phillie fanatic got raped by George Michael and that other guy in WHAM! and Slider was the resulting bastard child.
Posted at 8:37PM on Mar 16th 2008 by Gleebo
2. @ Gleebo: I totally made the rerish joke.
"Pronky_Kong: we could talk about how much Choo loves TNA wrestling and how his favorite wrestler is Rellik, and how he's always cheering for Rellik to win"
c'mon guy why'd you think that was in there
Posted at 9:18PM on Mar 16th 2008 by B
3. Oh I caught it, I just expected him to pop into the chat room at some point.
Posted at 10:29PM on Mar 16th 2008 by Gleebo
4. Biscuits and Grady! I'm going to laugh at that for weeks.
Posted at 12:58AM on Mar 17th 2008 by bpd
5. Is there any particular reasoning to the order in which spring training dugouts are handled? Is it whoever has the most screwed up headlines of that day?
Posted at 1:02AM on Mar 17th 2008 by Barclay
6. GonnyGarko: Ah, Choo.
I will not stop laughing for the next 5 weeks.
Posted at 1:06AM on Mar 17th 2008 by triberocks4
7. Rellik? That's "killer" spelled backwards, Don!
Posted at 1:40PM on Mar 17th 2008 by evrbody
8. I now want Cena's next shirt to say "ooh rappa doo."
Posted at 4:30PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Ragingape
9. Fastball Special reference FTW!
Posted at 6:31PM on Mar 17th 2008 by andrew