Usually, when a fan gets drunk and wanders out onto the field, TV cameras turn away so as to discourage such behavior. In the case of last night's USA v. Honduras U-23 match in Tampa, however, Fox Soccer Channel will gladly make an exception:
So, to recap, streaking is discouraged, unless the streaker is A.) female and B.) hot. I smell a Maxim photo shoot in that girl's future.
As for the game, the USA U-23s managed to get the better of those Honduran drama queens -- stop rolling around and crying, you big babies! -- but with the likes of Freddy Adu, Jozy Altidore, Maurice Edu and Chris Seitz on the bench, Peter Nowak's team needed a penalty in stoppage time to put the winning goal on the board and give the USA first place in Group A. The winner of tonight's Mexico v. Haiti match will face the USA in the semifinals.
Let's hope Nowak leaves Chad Barrett, Robbie Findley and Sacha Kljestan on the bench for that semifinal. Those guys couldn't score in a brothel, let alone this competition.
UPDATE: Our pitch invader has a rap sheet.
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USA: 1, Honduras: 0, Pitch Invader: 7 or 8
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1. Congratulations to the USA team on their victory! I guess the Hondurans were distracted by the "entertainment".
Posted at 11:46AM on Mar 16th 2008 by Rusty@therustygourmet.com
2. Ummmm...she still had clothes on. That's not streaking, it's trespassing and a waste of my time.
Posted at 2:20PM on Mar 16th 2008 by Dr Huxtable
3. The rap sheet is reflective of this incident. It's a trespass at the stadium.
Posted at 6:53PM on Mar 21st 2008 by otter
4. And then you Americans wonder why we are called "Ugly Americans" at sporting events? This woman is sick.
Posted at 11:54PM on May 5th 2008 by George B Vieto
5. I thinks its funny how when she is walking back, the little boy in the stands is cheering wildly
Posted at 8:16AM on May 6th 2008 by Squibblesthe3rd
6. Yeah, that's real funny about the little boy cheering wildly after seeing her running in her underwear, Squbbles! That is another thing, are parents going to have to keep their children from games now because of these crap? I sure do not want my young daughter exposed to this rude and slutty behavior!!
Posted at 11:29AM on May 6th 2008 by Chloe
7. Hey, George B., You say "you" and then "we", are you an american or not? And, a little horseplay from a scantily clad woman sure beats the deadly riots that seem to be preferred by other soccer fans.
Posted at 3:21PM on May 6th 2008 by batman
8. Streaker means naked. We see more skin in underwear ads in the newspaper. She didn't even flash her thonged butt at the camera. What a waste of time.
Posted at 3:49PM on May 6th 2008 by bjdzyak