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USA: 1, Honduras: 0, Pitch Invader: 7 or 8

Usually, when a fan gets drunk and wanders out onto the field, TV cameras turn away so as to discourage such behavior. In the case of last night's USA v. Honduras U-23 match in Tampa, however, Fox Soccer Channel will gladly make an exception:



So, to recap, streaking is discouraged, unless the streaker is A.) female and B.) hot. I smell a Maxim photo shoot in that girl's future.

As for the game, the USA U-23s managed to get the better of those Honduran drama queens -- stop rolling around and crying, you big babies! -- but with the likes of Freddy Adu, Jozy Altidore, Maurice Edu and Chris Seitz on the bench, Peter Nowak's team needed a penalty in stoppage time to put the winning goal on the board and give the USA first place in Group A. The winner of tonight's Mexico v. Haiti match will face the USA in the semifinals.

Let's hope Nowak leaves Chad Barrett, Robbie Findley and Sacha Kljestan on the bench for that semifinal. Those guys couldn't score in a brothel, let alone this competition.

UPDATE: Our pitch invader has a rap sheet.

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