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Tiger Woods Wants to Know if You Got Tickets to the Gun Show



Dogs That Chase Cars might be onto something:
Nobody is really talking about this, but shouldn't it be said - in 2008 Tiger Woods hasn't lost, the same year he started bringing Gatorade Tiger on the course?
Simply put: practice is overrated. Apparently, all you need to do is head down to Gatorade's secret high-performance lab, wear a muscle shirt, attend a few meetings in said muscle shirt, run on a treadmill, and do a little sweating. The pencil necks will take care of the rest with their fancy tabulating machines and secret formulas.

It doesn't look like the secret sauce reverses premature baldness, however. Never losing another golf tournament isn't a bad consolation prize, I guess.

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