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When Jimmy Rollins isn't getting his Nostradamus on or gobbling up the NL MVP, he's showing off his "phat pad" to the crew of MTV's vanity-obsessed show, Cribs. According to the Philadelphia Enquirer Inquirer, (thanks, Enrico) in a yet-to-air edition of the show, we get to see the standards: his cars, the kitchen and his um, vibrating bed.

Cameras for MTV's Cribs toured the Gloucester County house of Jimmy Rollins, and the Phillies shortstop seems proudest of his king-size bed.

Which vibrates.

"That's a great place to make the magic happen," he says, grinning and sounding like a most valuable playa.

Is there any more clichéd phrase than when someone utters "this is where the magic happens" when they enter their bedroom and show off their bed on Cribs? It's tough to beat. Although, it's probably just jealousy creeping in here.

Yeah, I bought a doll. And her name is Tammy. And she loves me for who I am. No magic has happened yet, but I've got my fingers crossed.

Via SbB.