This sign cracks me up. Like Roger Clemens is some mystical creature that appears once a year to distribute BS to good boys and girls.Earlier today (fine, yesterday) Brian Mcnamee spoke to 25 student athletes, coaches and parents about the dangers of steroids. No doubt a decision made to help bolster his public image, he skirted the press immediately afterwards. Can't blame him, really. The press sucks.
I'm still having trouble deciding who to believe in this whole mess. I'm an independent, so it's not exactly clear. I'll probably vote Democrat, though, so I guess Brian's my boy.
He helps to amend his wrongdoings after the jump.
The Dugout
| **Online Host** Welcome to High School Chat! | |
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BaseballCoach: Thanks a lot for coming today, Brian. It was a real thrill having you talk to my guys today. |
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McScreenNamee: My pleasure, Coach. I feel awful that I helped taint what should have been great role models for your players. Helping them to gain awareness of the dangers that steroids present is extremely important. |
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BaseballCoach: Yeah, you're right, but it's a little late. |
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McScreenNamee: What do you mean? |
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BaseballCoach: Well I've had these kids juicing since middle school. Their bodies are probably twisted and rotted beyond any hope of repair. |
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McScreenNamee: Oh my God! That's...that's unforgivable! How could you do such a thing? |
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BaseballCoach: Are you kidding me? We've won states 3 out of the last 4 years. And what right do you have to tell me I'm wrong? You did the same exact thing. |
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McScreenNamee: Not with kids this young. That's seriously messed up. |
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BaseballCoach: Whatever. All I'm saying is that if you want to make a difference you need to get to kids before they get to me because I'm going to pressure the hell out of them to juice. Hell, I've cut kids solely because they were clean. |
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McScreenNamee: You're a monster. |
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BaseballCoach: Whatever. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go teach sex ed. |
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McScreenNamee: How could someone as morally corrupt as you ever become a teacher? |
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BaseballCoach: I slashed the school's budget last year by eliminating the distribution of condoms. I'm a big supporter of abortions. |
| **Online Host** The next day at Elementary School Chat | |
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McScreenNamee: Hi, kids. My name is Bria |
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wheelies3893: i have a firetruck |
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wheelies3893: im a fireman |
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McScreenNamee: I'm sorry, but are these the only students in your class? |
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Teacher: No, but these are the only two whose parents haven't blocked chat rooms in their privacy settings. To Catch a Predator really has parents in an uproar. |
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ponygurl7889: r u roger lemons |
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McScreenNamee: No, I'm Brian McNamee, and I'm here to tell you how bad steroids are. They're the worst thing you can do! |
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ponygurl7889: what about cystal meth |
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wheelies3893: i live in a firetruck |
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wheelies3893: my dads hulk hogan |
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McScreenNamee: Can I punch that kid in the face? |
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Teacher: No, sadly. |
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McScreenNamee: Ok, just making sure that this was entirely a waste of my time. |
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 1)
1. Oh no... Haha
Posted at 7:34AM on Mar 28th 2008 by Gords7015
2. I am a huge baseball fan but unfortunately i dont get to see as much baseball as i would like to,i think baseball should follow the same guide lines as the olympics, first offence 2 year ban, second offence gone for life,think of the kids that have idolised players through their whole playing careers only to find out they are drug cheats.What a let down,and if the the child knows no better and listens to idiots like this baseball coach/junkie,what hope as the child and the sport got. (aussie)
Posted at 9:13PM on Apr 1st 2008 by Maca