You don't have to be a Redskins fan to appreciate the uncomplicated genius that is Chris Cooley. Not only is he a Pro Bowl tight end, he's apparently got other, nobler talents. For example, he's awesome at drawing naked women and grilling steaks (which I don't think is a euphemism for "pulling a Stanley").
I know this thanks to an insightful ESPN The Magazine video pitting Cooley's fiancée, Christy Ogilvie, against Cooley's teammate, Clinton Portis, to see who best knows Captain Chaos. It's a mesmerizing two minutes probably best summarized by Hogs Haven: "Clinton Portis sleeps during meetings; Cooley draws pictures of naked women. This is why we made the playoffs."
I wonder if Joe Gibbs knew about this.
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Redskins' Chris Cooley Is Awesome at Drawing Naked Women
Posted Apr 3rd 2008 4:49PM by Ryan Wilson
Filed under: Redskins, NFL Fans, NFL Video, Washington, DC
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 1)
1. wasnt this covered about six months ago?
Posted at 9:11AM on Apr 4th 2008 by Sarge
2. nothing good
Posted at 7:19PM on Apr 10th 2008 by sean