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As a joke! In a commercial! Please don't misinterpret my intentionally vague headline!

As 'Duk at Big League Stew writes, it takes a great ad campaign to compete with the Cubs in Chicago, and I'll be honest -- I've heard this campaign's other efforts, and I've been left wanting. There's one where a girl calls in to talk to Jermaine Dye, and it's not really that funny, and then one with a fake Jim Thome. (How do I know the Jim Thome is fake? Because he never offers to knit the caller a sweater. That's how.)

Anyway, this ad compensates well. Ozzie Guillen is sick of your f----ing peewee bullcrap, junior. Now eat your damn vegetables.