His career line is fairly pedestrian so far, but when your team's getting championship talk and you play in the SEC, your fans inevitably end up doing oddball things.The motif: Shaft. As seen at DawgSports - can you dig it?
Who's the white quarterback
Who's a pass machine for the Red and Black?
Staff!
You're damn right!Who's the man who can beat the Gators
Then hoist a keg at Talladega?
Staff!
Can you dig it?Who's the cat who won't hand off
When he can put Michael Moore in the running for the Biletnikoff?
Staff!
Right on!They say this cat Staff is a bad quarter---
Shut your mouth!
I'm talking 'bout Staff.
Then we can dig it!He's a complicated man to all the haters,
But no one understands him but his coordinator.
Matthew Stafford!
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
4-14-2008 @ 1:18PM
LISA said...
HOW GAY IS HAVING YOUR OWN THEME SONG? WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS, SOME FOOTBALL GREAT? A LEGEND EVEN? NAH I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HIM UNTIL I HEARD ABOUT THE SONG. MAYBE THAT IS WHY HE HAS THE SONG; TO BECOME MORE FAMOUS TO EARN MORE MONEY THAN HE COULD SPEND IN TWO LIFETIMES. NONE OF THE SPORTS PLAYERS DESERVE WHAT THEY GET PAID. WHAT HAPPENED TO "THE LOVE OF THE GAME"?
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4-14-2008 @ 9:38PM
Adam said...
That song rocks! Tebow shmebow. Hunker Down Hairy Dawgs!
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4-15-2008 @ 7:58AM
Chris said...
The song is "SHAFT" and that is what you get if you draft an UGA QB for the NFL. Eric Z., David G., DJ S. and soon to be FAT MATT S. Fran T was 40 years ago and the only UGA QB to play in the NFL.
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4-15-2008 @ 6:25PM
I BLEED CRIMSON !!!! said...
Georgia should have the best team in the SEC They should Play Ohio State and Kick their ass for the national title !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO SEC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve
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5-15-2008 @ 8:26PM
Charlie said...
Umm Stafford had 20 TDs with I believe ints, has a QB rating of only 57.7 and has yet to have a game over 300 yrds. Yeah, he kinda sucks to me.
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