I don't think that the city of Seattle is responsible for this of course, but I do not think it's a stretch to say that whoever edited David Stern's Wikipedia page is probably a fan of the Seattle Supersonics. Either that or they really, really hate Oklahoma City. You may click here to enlarge the photo (or the NSFW uncensored version)if you wish, but here's what the (censored, obviously) text said as of 7:25 pm on Thursday evening.
C---sucker Stern's first association with the Ninny Basketball Association was to allow the Seattle Supersonics to be stolen by an in bred hick named Clay "BigC---sInTheA--" Bennett. Stern and Bennett are said to have had sexual relations over a period of twenty years. According to tabloids, Bennett would often yell "Git-R-Done" while Stern was engaged in anal sexual relations with him. General Counsel ...Okay, I'm not a fan of the Sonics leaving Seattle; I don't know that many people outside of OK City that are. But this seems a little bit over the top, no? Besides that, it most likely borders on some sort of libel, although I would imagine that the Wikipedia people will probably get it down pretty quickly.
Large tip of the cap to Odenized on this one.
Update(s): Or not on the quickly part. Seems it has been up all day long; (7:45 pm) It is now gone.
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4-17-2008 @ 9:05PM
Ryne Nelson said...
This is funny and sad at the same time. Sad in that fans would stoop to this level. It's hilarious because, well, you can see why...
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4-18-2008 @ 12:52AM
TMS said...
The Wikipedia entry is in poor taste. But libel? Stern is a public figure. It's obviously satire, however crude. Stern would have a hard time proving libel, which has a number of legal conditions that must be proved by the plaintiff in order for him to be win. But moving the Sonics from the 15th largest market to No. 47? Stern and Bennett are idiots.
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4-18-2008 @ 12:54AM
Jesus said...
Stern is a cocksucker. Good work Seattle fans at least you have heart more than most cities can say.
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4-18-2008 @ 3:21AM
OSCAR said...
SEATTLE HAS BEEN ROBBED OF ANOTHER PASSION FOR US SPORTS FANS. I HAVE BEEN IN KEY ARENA AND IT WAS FANTASTIC CHEERING ON THE SONICS. IT IS JUST A BUNCH OF B.S. FOR stern TO ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN TO SEATTLE. I DON'T THINK SQWATCH WILL MAKE IT OUT IN THE CASCADE MTNS FOR LONG. BESIDES I DON'T THINK SEATTLE CAN OPEN ENOUGH HOOTERS BARS TO EMPLOY THOSE GREAT CHEERLEADERS. KEEP THE SONICS I9N SEATTLE
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