Getting old is sad. Just ask fans of Florida State or Penn State or Queen Elizabeth. It's even sadder when the old monarch starts installing his nitwit son in places of importance and the nitwit son calls nothing but hopeful downfield jump balls or starts a war in the Falklands or something. Once the old guy starts the nepotism train, it's all over.South Carolina fans, this is your cue to panic:
South Carolina coach Steve Spurrier said he will turn some of the play calling duties over to Steve Spurrier, Jr., but that he will still be the offensive coordinator.Say it ain't so, Steve! What's next, road rage? Coke-bottle glasses? An unquenchable thirst for the brains of the living?
It's all downhill from here, except for that one year when you're inexplicably good and get to play an ACC team in the Orange Bowl. Which, if you're South Carolina, probably sounds pretty good.
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 1)
1. It took you two weeks to come up with this? Brilliant.
Posted at 9:26AM on Apr 21st 2008 by Snead
2. Well, unless you ARE that ACC team in the Orange Bowl. Since Penn State faced Florida State that year, after all.
Posted at 1:36PM on Apr 21st 2008 by B. Minich
3. This was literally announced weeks ago. Way to stay on top of the news.
Posted at 6:05PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Gamecock Man