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JetersNeverProsper: So now it's your move. The idea is to jump one of my pieces. Once you jump me, your guy is "kinged", and you put a guy on top of it.
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e5_rod: ooooOOOOooooO
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JetersNeverProsper: Okay, now that guy is called a "king" and can move forwards or backwards.
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e5_rod: SO NOW HE CAN GO BOTH WAYSZ
I LIKE CHEGERS
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JetersNeverProsper: /places chess king on board
Now, this is piece is called the "penis", and
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /runs through clubhouse with Gamestop bag
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /runs past checkers table
/stops, stares at checkers table, backs up
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JetersNeverProsper: oof
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e5_rod: OOV
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: sorry yer standen on the realroad track o the farnsworth locomotive, get the frick out of my ottobahn
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /runs to television, stopping on the way to deck joba chamberlain in the face
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /feverishly opens bag, rips open box, puts disc in Xbox
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JetersNeverProsper: What are you playing?
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what the [hermaphroditic rat] do you think, its fricken grand theft auto, whuch it came out today in stores
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JetersNeverProsper: They came out with another one?
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yeah its callt "grand theft auto 4: the revenge of og loc"
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JetersNeverProsper: Neat!
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: fricken shut the bitch up so i can start mine carnal theatre of woe and bitches
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /turns on Xbox 360
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /makes character run to nearest pedestrian
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /beats pedestrian to death
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e5_rod: GAN I PLAY
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hold on just let me try something
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: fricken this is impossible
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So Kyle Farnsworth can't get enough of the violent video games, huh? I certainly wouldn't have guessed. I had him pegged as an Animal Crossing sort of guy. Or actually, I think I see the reflection of Madden '93 in his glasses.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
4-29-2008 @ 11:25PM
E-Train said...
Dugout!Farnsworth, you absolutely kill me.
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4-29-2008 @ 11:25PM
steph said...
damn. you mean kicking lifeless people in the crotch doesnt help you to actually complete the game?
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4-29-2008 @ 11:25PM
Ryan said...
wow, these past two weeks have just been the nirvana for Fanhouse fans.
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4-30-2008 @ 1:42AM
Miss Gossip said...
my scroll finger thought that was hilarious! I read every line, too.
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4-30-2008 @ 2:52AM
Gleebo said...
Favorite part....
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /runs to television, stopping on the way to deck joba chamberlain in the face
Is there an online function to GTA4? If so you would think that there will be some killer interactions between Papelbon, Proctor, and Farnsworth.
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4-30-2008 @ 2:41PM
KingGreat said...
My favorite part was that time when he kicked the lifeless pedestrian in the crotch. My second favorite part was how it was funny in the beginning, then stopped being funny, then got funny again, and then got uproariously funny.
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4-30-2008 @ 2:43PM
Tizoc said...
@Gleebo:
Oh yes there is. I insist that Nick write a piece featuring those three in an online deathmatch. It should be funnier than the time Farnsworth played Madden against Papelbon.
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4-30-2008 @ 4:34PM
jon koncak's thighs said...
Oh yes yes yes. First time reading a Dugout in a while that I have actually laughed until tears came to my eyes. A thousand kudos, sir. Only web site on these here internets that can actually bring tears of joy to my eyes...
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4-30-2008 @ 4:35PM
jon koncaks thighs said...
Oh yes yes yes. First Dugout in a while that had me laughing myself to tears. Only web site on these here internets that can actually bring me to tears of joy. A thousand kudos to you, sir.
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5-10-2008 @ 6:11PM
Melssa said...
This made me laugh, than made me angry, then made me cry, with laughter.
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5-15-2008 @ 12:47PM
flittbuoy said...
i cry w/ laughter all the time
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