Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Ozzie Guillen's Sex Dolls - FanHouse - AOL Sports Blog

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Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Ozzie Guillen's Sex Dolls

The White Sox remain the gift that keeps giving. One day, Ozzie Guillen is calling the White Sox Chicago's biznatch. The next day he's letting reporters see his club's crude blowup doll collection, complete with suggestively placed bats and the slogan "You've got to push." Yep, that's going to rile the locals:
But this isn't about reporters' feelings. Reporters are conduits to the fans. What a team does behind closed doors is its own business. But once the locker room opens, the franchise is on public display. So, how do you like your team now, Sox fans? Do you think the players respect women? I'm not so sure about that.
I hate it to break it to Sun-Times columnist Carol Slezak, who is obviously right here, but it's not exactly Earth-shattering news that a bunch of brutish professional baseball players might not be paragons of sensitivity to women. They might -- and I know this is a shock -- they just might ... objectify them! Who knew?!

Ozzie Guillen's not apologizing for the display, but you can give that a day or two. Soon, Kenny Williams or Jerry Reinsdorf or somebody is going to come down to the locker room, pretend to give a really angry talk to Ozzie, and Ozzie will be forced to give a half-hearted apology. While we wait, I'm going to celebrate the brilliance of the White Sox, and the way they make this blogger's life way too easy.

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