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Randy Moss dances with hot chicks. Stop the presses.

That picture you see is Moss dancing with who TMZ thinks is Miss Kentucky Alysha Harris. The two were caught at some Kentucky Derby festivities this past weekend.

I could get into how I feel about our perversion with every single thing celebrities (or quasi-celebrities) do, and how much it irks me that people are so bored by their own lives that they need to live vicariously through others'. But that would make me a hypocrite, I guess (hey, I'm doin' it for the money -- at least that's what I say to fall asleep comfortably at night).

That being said, I implore the commentors to leave your "OMG look at what she's doing! What a slut!" and "He should be at home watching game film! How unprofessional!" comments at the door. The two are dancing. It's called "fun." People have it.

Instead, I'll just remind myself how awesome it must be to be Randy Moss. And she wouldn't even be the hottest WAG in the Pats locker room.