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David Stern Wants You to Know He Digs Neither Your Hip Nor Your Hop

David Stern has had his fair share of clashes with the "modern culture" of the NBA. He recognizes the disparity between his generation and that of the fans and players and tries to keep his hands off of it. Okay, that's not exactly true. He intercedes where he feels he can do the most good and then says he doesn't want to interfere. But even then he's unlikely to criticize things a team would do, particularly as part of their entertainment for the fans. Well, apparently, tonight was that rare exception (that's becoming less rare) where Stern decided to just fire from the hip.

Before Game 4 in Cleveland, following yet another extended pregame fireworks show, Stern spoke to the press, and said, quote,
"I think they're ridiculous. I think that the noise, the fire, the smoke is a kind of assault that we should seriously consider reviewing whether it's really necessary given the quality of our game. It may be that these are the maniacal rantings of a fan from a different era, and I recognize that ... But I think it's time for us to say, 'Hey guys, let's look at it one more time.' And then we can talk about entertainment as well, but that's a subject for another day."
All this interlaced with concerns for the "babies in the building," requests for more Simon and Garfunkel, and how future generations might be embarrassed by the pregame rituals and in-game entertainment. As someone who's consistently annoyed by the leftover smoke from Boston and the constant bombardment of music into the basketball game, I find Stern's comments both hilarious and righteous. We'll see what the owner say.

(HT: National Post)

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