FanHouse's NBA Frankenstein, in which we describe how draft prospects were created. Introducing: future greatest Stanford twin of all time Brook Lopez.

Liner notes: The most disturbing Sports Illustrated profile in at least two years; George Orwell's 1984; Tom Cruise's annotated script for Cocktail; Insider access to UsWeekly.com; Barbara Walters's cell number.
Photos by Getty Images. Assemblage by Tom Ziller.

Liner notes: The most disturbing Sports Illustrated profile in at least two years; George Orwell's 1984; Tom Cruise's annotated script for Cocktail; Insider access to UsWeekly.com; Barbara Walters's cell number.
Photos by Getty Images. Assemblage by Tom Ziller.

Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 1)
1. I haven't seen Lopez play, but now that you describe his movements like a Hannah Montana and Michael Jax, I can't wait to see this guy on the court!
Posted at 11:23AM on May 13th 2008 by Ryne Nelson