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Jim Edmonds Remains a Horrible Idea


We're not scaremongering. This is really happening.


Is there anything to like about Jim Edmonds to the Cubs (which is apparently a done deal)? If you're a Cubs fan, no. If you're not a Cubs fan ... well, still, the answer is no. It's just bad baseball sense in every regard.

Why? Let me count the ways.


1. Felix Pie needs more at-bats in the majors. Every prospect is different, of course, but right now it seems clear that the best thing for the Cubs to do with struggling prospect Felix Pie -- that left-handed bat the Cubs apparently hope to get out of Edmonds -- is to stick him in the eight hole and let him figure things out. This works because the Cubs don't have to hide their catcher's bat low in the order. It also works because Edmonds is 38 and not at all good at baseball while Pie is a 23-year-old potential everyday center fielder.

2. Jim Edmonds presents no improvement vis a vis Pie. Pie's offensive numbers are bad this year, but his glovework, speed, and arm strength make him a worthy defensive center fielder. Even in his prime, Edmonds was overrated in the outfield. Now he's just bad. Offensively, I mean, the Padres just cut him. And they have no hitting whatsoever. Why? Because Edmonds put up .178 /.265 /.233. Jim Hendry has seen those numbers, right? Right?

3. Every single Cubs fan hates this man. If you don't hate this man, you are not a Cubs fan, or you just haven't been paying attention. Why do Cubs fans hate Jim Edmonds? Because he is a giant, raging deutschebank that played for the Tony La Russa Cardinals for years. He dives unnecessarily and gets disproportionate amount of love from broadcasters. He is the flashpoint for every Cubs fan's hatred of those Cardinals. Seriously, with this signing, Jim Hendry risks more than just a marginal decrease in his baseball team's ability, which, make no mistake, is exactly what Edmonds will bring. Hendry risks alienating the entire fan base much, much worse than if he just sacked up and signed Barry Bonds.

Seriously, this signing sucks. It sucks. I can't put any more succinctly or accurately than that.

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