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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: /opens locker
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**OnlineHost** Josh Fogg's locker is filled with $1500 worth of pennies.
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Elijah_Price: pfffft ahahahaha
Sorry. Had to clear out all your other stuff, there wasn't enough room.
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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: What am I supposed to wear? Where's my hat?
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Elijah_Price: Hmm, I don't know. Hey Arroyo, can you help out Fogg? Have you seen his hat?
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ArroyoFlush: I don't know, I haven't heard much from it ever since it came out with "Slow Ride."
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Elijah_Price: Jokes an' jokes!
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ArroyoFlush: /thrusts crotch
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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: Guys, this isn't funny.
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Elijah_Price: All right, fine. If you can find a way to get rid of all these pennies before tonight's game, I'll give you another $1500 in $100 bills. You'll double your bet.
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Elijah_Price: And no throwing them away, either. It's a violation of federal law. I don't need the Treasury Department poking around in this clubhouse. My skeleton is infused with molten nickels.
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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: Fine. Fine, I can do this.
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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: /slips two pennies in loafers
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Elijah_Price: Wait, take out another penny. David Weathers is around here somewhere.
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ArroyoFlush: /thrusts crotch
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Elijah_Price: I'm on fire.
149,997 pennies to go, friend.
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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: /hastily constructs "Coins of the States" cardboard display, sticks penny in each state, throws in envelope, writes grandfather's address on front
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Elijah_Price: That doesn't make any sense. Pennies don't correspond by state.
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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: uh
all right
/scrawls "dada art: handle with care " on front, tosses in mailbox
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Elijah_Price: Shouldn't that be "grand-dada art"?
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ArroyoFlush: /thrusts crotch
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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: damn it you guys
Okay, get in the car.
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**OnlineHost** Ken Griffey and Josh Fogg have left the chatroom.
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**OnlineHost** Hours later...
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**OnlineHost** Ken Griffey and Josh Fogg have entered the chatroom.
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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: ok I have played every single "win a chalupa" game in every single Taco Bell in the city and still have like 110,000 pennies to go
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Elijah_Price: Yeah, and you cured muscular dystrophy, emphysema, leukemia, and spina bifida in the process. What say you, Arroyo?
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ArroyoFlush: /thrusts crotch
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Elijah_Price: yeah yeah yeah yeah!
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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: What's left? How else can I possibly spend these things?
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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: Wait.
Arroyo, go tell Dusty you've ruined his career.
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ArroyoFlush: ok
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ArroyoFlush: Coach, you have ruined my career!
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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: /grabs box of pennies, winds up
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BakersDozen: Ha! If only I had a nickel for every time I heard that! I would have a whole lot of nickels!
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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT
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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: That's it. Only one thing left to do.
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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: Roll back the stone.
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Elijah_Price: ROLL BACK THE STONE
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ArroyoFlush: /walks to end of clubhouse, rolls away massive boulder
hi pete!
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charlie_hustle: /looks up from solitaire game, stands up from card table
Hey fellas!
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charlie_hustle: Sorry, it's a lil' dusty in here, there isn't much light or air circulation in here! Want me to play baseball? Want me to say "sorry" for money?
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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: Can I pay you $1100.13 in pennies to, uh...
any ideas guys
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charlie_hustle: One ahead a'you!
/produces meat cleaver, chops off index finger, autographs cuticle
That'll be $1100.13 in pennies, please!
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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: I did it! I DID IT!
/lugs over boxes of pennies
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charlie_hustle: Much obliged!
/loads pennies into massive safe
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HouseOfJoshAndFogg: So...you're not going to go exchange them for bills or anything?
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charlie_hustle: Nope! Future's in the penny! The economy's a sinkin' ship, fellas, and when the bombs go off I'll be laughin' all the way to the grain co-op!
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charlie_hustle: I'm keepin' these coins!
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Elijah_Price: /clears throat
You have participated in a variety of acts which have saved the change, and you must now live with the consequences of those acts.
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charlie_hustle: d'awww union-jacks
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ArroyoFlush: /thrusts crotch
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Yesterday, we learned that Ken Griffey paid off his debt to Josh Fogg in American pennies. Maybe Griffey lost a bet. "Hey, Ken! I bet you won't lug $1500 in pennies into my locker to pay off a bet (the one I am currently proposing to you right now)!" That's right. A nested, self-swallowing bet.
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Reader Comments ( Page 1 of 1)
1. /thrusts crotch
Posted at 3:50PM on May 16th 2008 by Matt W.
2. The next 5 Dugouts will be Josh Fogg using a CoinStar machine to get real money, and then the 6th will be him being robbed at gun point by the Young brothers.
Posted at 8:06PM on May 16th 2008 by Tired
3. PETE ROSE RETURNS!!!!! YAY!!!!!!
Posted at 10:59AM on May 17th 2008 by Jade
4. can we get a dugout on the Tigers' players only meeting in KC the other day?
Posted at 11:00AM on May 17th 2008 by TJ
5. ive missed this
Posted at 11:00AM on May 17th 2008 by Whittle
6. oh my god.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3401029
Posted at 1:29AM on May 18th 2008 by royhobbs